Ricey

I share mine with 4!!! Just trap it and train it to do your bidding.....like grooming your hair

We did....1700 miles round Europe

Just used my cheapo elm thingy to clear the elm......throwing up no codes but cleared the light perfectly. 20 quid as opposed 50 for some robbing garage to do it.

Working fine for me

The big tranny! When did he do that.....he was always banging on about the longevity of his clutch

Spermmaddave is still on the same clutch at over 100k

Bit of a bump Following a few really depressing runs without even topping 4 miles before severe complaining ensued we hit 9miles yesterday....whoopwhoop

Visiting a friend. She lives in Runcorn..... Don't know Runcorn area at all, so dare I even bring the Zed, or would I be safer in the bulletproof Navara? (not literally bulletproof, just rugged and hard as nails) Hmmm how best to describe Runcorn ........well it's main redeeming feature is the express way leading out.....and that saying something because it takes you to widnes! Basically it died in 1973

Stabstabstabstab kill with fire!!!!!

With a bow and arrow, off the walls, after midnight I believe the abled law has it.

Don't forget the F A cup semi final derby as well! Liverpool will be one giant scrap on Saturday!

Dave your a legend for a reason .....and this is it Vintage quote!

Really? I thought it looked like a blind Albanian welder had put it together?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p just sicked up in my mouth a little

+1 but you have to do it really theatrically to get the proper effect.

Think my opportunities for zed stealing have had their day now carlas living across town......I'm left with the Z4......boooooooo

Hear! Hear! Bloody image consious women! *hides copy of mens health with oober ripped **** on the front*

It will be indeed. What was your last car?

Actually it means Person In Chair Not in Computer Its actually "Problem In Chair Not In Computer" - I am a smart arse IT bod FWIW Kiss my aux lead geek!

What's a PICNIC error? It means a user error Person In Chair Not in Car Actually it means Person In Chair Not in Computer but I adapted it. Its usually used by smart arse IT bods (which I'm not I might add.....this was used to describe myself when reporting some serious system malfunction which turned out to be a bit of crisp lodged in my keyboard)

I think my problem is I'm trying to replace a laptop with an Ipad which the more I read about it the less feasible this actually is. It doesn't even have a usb port as far as I can tell! How are you supposed to connect anything to it?!?!?

I can do 90 in my 1.25 zetec fiesta......sounds like a PICNIC error to me.

I'm about to take the plunge with an iPad. Do apple just charge for everything then or is there like an Android market type thing where you,can get free crap? Buggered I'm paying 400 sparrows then paying for apps!

Goose liver or brussels?

that's just asking for it mate. MODS ......a username amendment please.