Ricey

One thing I've noticed about Porsches ......they don't sound very nice do they? Like the beemers .....kind of a strangled rasp instead if the growl everyone wants

Bloody iPad! Also to the op...get a V8

That didnt last long,wonderd why i didnt see any bodykits or spoilers being attached to your 370. Literally trust bout to type the same thing. My guess is it's not enough of a 'step up' Jay?

Mongrel

It's fast and the furious you pair of numb nuts!

Stella, pasties and benefits Aswell as still walking around like you own half the world. Trying to act hard. Just generally talking crap. I was born in England but moved to Scotland when I was 4. I used to think I was English until about 7-8 when I realised its a dump and Scotland is my home. Scotland is a much much nicer place. People are friendlier here. It's cleaner. Uni is still free. We IMO have a very progressive government. But seriously what makes any body anything isn't colour or race or where you was born. It's your feeling. I feel a little bit of William Wallace in me. I feel proud when I see the blue and white flag. I've worn a kilt in England to show our national dress. I think about the rolling green hills and amazing lochs. The long days and the best summers. Irn bru and tablet. If you feel that passionately about a country who is anyone to say otherwise. Conversely a person who is a criminal steals of the state it's people should have no claim to which country they are from IMO. Plus if anyone English starts on you (loosely translated as - looks at you with anything less than a beaming smile) your now naturally hard and scary enough (purely by being scottish) to growl at them and utter something about a 'glasgee kass' which will send his little black heart running back for the boarder.

Omg this is so funny as carla specifically made me watch it because she was so grossed out. Not because of the nekked people but because it says 'made with 100% natural ingredients' Wft have I been eating before then?!?? How is ham not just 100% pig?!? The filthy bastards!

Ta. Does it make my opinion less valid? Not at all boss, I'm just trying to understand why people spend all that money on a road car. It seems like an awful lot of money just to feel good about the performance of your car that will be rarely used to its full potential IMHO. Because it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile......winning is winning

To be fair until you become part of the 'scene' you just don't have a clue. The 5 quid immigrant 'grit and go' jobs are terrifying!.....I saw a Porsche and a brand spanking TT being done in sainsburys the other day

Stella, pasties and benefits

Crap

Yes but the CCJ the landlord could issue to ALL parties would SERIOUSLY hamper your mortgage prospects. The threat of getting a CCJ because someone else didn't pay their rent is enough to ensure that the Guarantor applies enough pressure the the person to cough up. Aye but by that point hes already got his mortgage Its funny you know we have customers who get their parents to be guarantors on unsecured loans......then when they can't pay their mortgage they say 'but I have to pay the loan because my mum is the guarantor and she'll have to pay if I don't Erm yes numb nuts that's exactly the idea.....you don't lose your house and mum pays the loan not the other way round!

Re the mods Neily has hit the nail.....value and cost are not to be confused in this situation. Better solution.....stript to stock and get 6k for the car and another 4 or 5 for the mods

That's barely run in!

Scorpion is basically the best all rounder before you get into silly money (whic to me is anything over 600 squid) bar none.

Has his not got 8400 on the clock rather than 84000?

Seriously what is the point of a guarantor on a rental.......we cant even get money out of people who are named on the mortgage never mind someone who isn't. Who the hell would even bother their arse taking you to court either......1000's of quid just to get a judgement that would never get paid anyway. Pointless!

I got my finger burnt to some degree with a diesel tuning chip for my old lancer. 250 quid which wasn't 'cheap' but certainly wasnt how much they are supposed to be .....what a piece of crap. Literally did noting......company had nothing but a 'contact us' email facility and never responded. Quick enough to take my money though!

Sounds effing epic! I love road trips......the one me and Carla did was one of the best holidays I've had.

Problem is though if I priced it like that then no one would give it a second look. Grrrr.....I'm gonna end up having to take this chimps offer aren't I. Slung it on pistonheads too seeing that its only a tenner

Cheap solution. Unbolt and burn/sling in bin? Job done

Much as Martin is well vouched for I do know what you mean......I've bought a couple of things off tinterweb where the supplier has had no contact number or address - it doesn't inspire confidence. At least Martin is known to many of the Jock contingent though.