Jump to content

Ricey

Members
  • Posts

    8,423
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Ricey

  1. Thats well funny because I was literally thinking the exact same thing last night when I was driving home.
  2. Literally about to type this...........you know exactly who will exploit this..........the gits who already exploit everything they can.
  3. Request granted You my man...........are a god damn legend!
  4. You're a **** I AM joking BTW.............................................................Docwra is more of a ***** than a **** I just have a really unnatural obession with trying to make people laugh......I guess its the only thing I've vaguely good at (see previous DIY threads, football injury threads, lack of career ambition or indeed ambition to literally do anything)
  5. A nickname that begins with 'The' for extra douche points. eg. Just call me 'The Sherminator' , a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady! Being nicknamed The Double Denim Dude doesn't really have the same snappy effect though does it.
  6. Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie! well stuff you then, there'll be no spooning tonight then it'll be like a ram raid, fast in and fast out and lots of carnage Reach-around instead? I'm sure I said the other day that the days of bumming jokes were behind us and I've single handedly resurrected it in the last week
  7. What are you one about? I can't see a mistake
  8. Jesus dude! I did a sort of similar thing with the pool when I was 17 in my first hols with the lads. Decided as a sports science student to show the boys how to do a fosby flop (high jump).......sadly I misjudged that the pool was 2 ft deep and promptly landed on my forehead and nose. No breakage but took all the skin off my nose and had a massive lump on my head. Day 1
  9. Silver outside and that stuff that comes from trees inside
  10. Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie!
  11. http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic ... 41&t=39126
  12. Yeah strange indeed.... If I read that advert and came to look at the car I wouldn't be expecting strange at all.... Dave if YOU read that advert and came to look at the car you'd be wearing stockings and suspensers in the hope of a bumming Looking at the car and the owner I would almost certainly be in luck You knows it sweetcheeks
  13. Yes I was indeed stiched up shortly after LakeZ last year. At the Wales meet I wore a very fashionable and beautiful double denim combo of shirt and jeans. I wouldn't mind but Shire was wearing the exact same clothing yet everyone was frothing at the knob about him
  14. 5200 views now and 72 watchers. On the plus side I've sold the hardtop on the Z4 forum!
  15. Only one word........beautiful
  16. Yeah strange indeed.... If I read that advert and came to look at the car I wouldn't be expecting strange at all.... Dave if YOU read that advert and came to look at the car you'd be wearing stockings and suspensers in the hope of a bumming
  17. I'm not giving Otters away with it........that would just be strange They will just continue to live in my bath and do my bidding.
  18. Far cheaper and they have the added bonus of being detachable so they can build dams for you.
  19. I need to speed up! SMD and Doogy...... Now Neily!
×
×
  • Create New...