Seriously does anyone even stop using a hosepipe during a hosepipe ban?????
I just crack on regardless........they don't write to me, don't call, don't announce it on TV, dont send me an email, don't put a leaflet through the door..........how the feck am I supposed to know.
In addition to this I can't actually remember a year where I have not spent 10 of the 12 months **** wet through, therefore if they can't harness the 35 months of rain we receive every 12 months they can stick their ban right up their hoop until it tickles their colon.