Ricey

Ooooooops! It's the big one too! I did get her a mouse cake though.

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11) I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks 14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush 15) I drink sand 16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car. 17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them. 18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack.

+1000! At the next meet I'm not drinking with anyone other than Ian - I'm too scared you other lot will try and wax my legs or something! I never thought the Z was a hairdressers car until now. I seem to recall seeing Ian using hairspray at the last meet

7.5k gets a very decent car

Body kit just exaggerates the stance I think

Both of them. Why the hell would anyone stand up when they can sit down and reduce overspray.

Some funky @*!# going on here......tread careful

Its a joke in work how anti French I am with cars but in a company over over 100 I know at least 10 peopl with French cars that have had a bloody nightmare......hilarious thing is they all think it's normal and buy French again whilst proclaiming that they've had 'no trouble with it!'..........apart from the egr valve, coil packs, electric windows, eml on all the bloody time, ESP stuck on........on and on and on.

Scorpion for sound but only slash cut tips Cobra for choice of tips but weeny back box (and sound if you like it with a bit more of a drone)

+1 3rd gear should be like a greased ferret that's just had its knackers twanged.

Vik do not get a pug......or anything French apart from maybe a Citroen! Utter shite. The new focus has a Peugeot engine in it......my ford specialist mech said he can guarantee that none will see passed 70k without major problems or catastrophic engine failure. Apparently the sump is in a W shape with the sump plug at the top of the middle bit of the W......meaning 2 pools of crap collect with every fresh oil change. Dull as the are if it s only a temp fix........bimmer don't do much wrong and it's powered from the right end

Deffo grim

The ones I was looking at to get a £250 deal were about 3odd grand deposit. Kind of takes the shine off the £250 when you actually work it out to be an extra £125 a month all in all!

This whole business of £250 a month is a load of old bollocks though isn't it? Its £250 a month after you put down a thwacking great deposit? Or am I misunderstanding the PCP details? If there is no deposit then its an amazing deal.

6 months!!!!!!! With this bloody rain we'll be lucky if we see 2 months before the snow sets in

Thats a good point.........not all insurance companies adopt the same stupid models. Some use common sense and won't load for a non-fault claim.

I don't think Aviva would be interested in a "modded" car, let alone a SC You should try insuring NOS - it's like you have a disease and nobody wants to insure you. Same as insuring a Skyline, I've never had so many companies tell me they don't insure that car any more All sorted now thanks to Sky, £702 all mods declared & £250 excess Whichi is hilarious because Skyline owners tend to molest their cars with creepy amounts of care and attention and are less keen than your average Corsa driver to want to smash it at high speed into something immovable. Considering my car is Group 20 I'm quite pleased with £540 from Livingstone Warman........especially as they chuck in protected NCB just for shits and giggles.

Holy crap I haven't even seen one of them yet........that is

I'm calling from your bank sir/madaaaaaaam. I have nice car for yooooooou.

Very cool! Real bargain price too.

For all us technical nub cakes who want to understand, pretend we understand.......but don't WARNING....with being a nubcake i don't now if the content of the vids is wholly accurate but they certainly sound like they now what theyre on about I'll kick off with differentials Turbos MAF sensors EGR valves

My Lancer = Sarnie correct. Doesn't matter if your only paying £300 insurance, £150 tax and getting 500 miles to a take........when all's said and done its still an oil burner!

Denim discs.........now there's an idea!

OP I told you how to fix the issue on Page 1................trussssssssssssssssst me Sounds like he bought what should have been the right ones but got palmed off with duds - a lesson learnt to use tried and tested traders on here without all the hassle Colin......I've been a member here now for some time. I have over 4000 posts and not one of them useful......give me this small victory. Do I get any money for this or anything? Is there a prize or a sticker that I'm not aware of? This is all new territory for me