Ricey

One bumper to rewrap is no biggie. Looks a nice motor mate

I use 'car status check' cheapest one is abut 6 quid and tells you what you need to know.

Everyone jizzes off about braided hoses for the brakes as well. Pretty cheap mod.

From what I remember it's just had a wrap and nismo body kit on it mod wise What's she looking like in the flesh? The consensus from the ad was that the wrap looked a bit ropey and was tearing at the front?

Mate I'll make this easy for you......this isn't me being off with you I'm just saving you the bother of wondering. You'll squeeze a few more ponies out of the car for a grand or 2.....you wont really notice a huge difference. There isn't a mod that you can do that will make you think 'wow' from a performance perspective. You have 2 options......make the car handle, ride and stop better which means you can push harder or you need I believe 8-10k for Proper FI (ie not just bolting a turbo on). Serious power in this car is hard to achieve without a very committed budget however you can make it handle well and sound amazing for much, much less if you dont mind losing to the scrabble wagons occasionally.

Is that the one from the 'part exchange and clearance centre'?

If search worked I'd find you the thread where husky cracked his plenum! It's easy provided you don't **** it up!

Pretty sure it's not aimed at you dude

Carla, squee, jetset, you.......that's about your lot for Chester residents. Poor show really because there are a lot of zed's about

I'd recommend a Leon or an Astra VXR. Quick as hell apparantly! Utter win!

E500.......on its 2nd gearbox in a month of ownership Getting chipped in for something else ASAP !

If it makes you feel any better I've just bought a 5l V8 merc and the zed would take a bit hairy @*!# all over it.

You haven't got a reverse camera you didn't know about concealed at the back somewhere have you? Is that think definitely a button? Have you tried using it?

I have to be honest and say I genuinely did think you were joking after the Cupra thread

Sounds like a virus mate. I'd try another virus scan with different software. Try avast

Sorry can someone just clarify because I'm getting confused now. Is he taking the **** or not.........I assumed that following the leon debacle this was intended to be a witty **** take?

Dave I want your pecker.

Everyone is aware that he's taking the **** yes?

Www.omgdaveyouveletthisonegooveryourheadyoumong.com

9 years later? Really? Never heard of this problem......I should think you'll do well to convince Nissan to sort it the thick end of a decade later.

Yeah if the op doesn't end up being a chav mong and instead starts off humble, realising he's asked a bit of a silly question then it's no fun We need da whip!

You can very easily remap a Cupra r upto about 285 with no additional mods (I think)

@*!# the bed

A quick google reveals that it's a virus that comes from one particular website www.chickspackingmeatintheirslacks.com. Anything to declare?