Ricey

having just had that exact experience I would just double stress that you need to make sure its not going to give you any problems (or as best as you can).......premium brand means premium repairs.

2 of the 5 left now. No more pets for a while!! Spent more on vet bills than I have on mods!

Sling the exhaust and get a scorpion or cobra

Or as Peter said........save a load of cash, time and effort and get whichever forum detailed who is local to you to do it.

Wash your mouth out! Meguairs ultimate compound, poorboys black hole glaze and a good quality wax after. Machine polisher.......Meguairs g220. Job = carrot

the famous Ricey degus of my banner have sadly seen their ranks depleted.......brother and sister scrat and Bella our original 2 degus have gone to degu heaven after a good innings of 4 1/2 years. Bless their little furry socks

Just out of interest what juice do you run it on (be honest!)

Eeek - blue smoke is not good news normally. I'd just get it into the garage asap.

S2000 will need driving like every other Honda..........thrash until the V-Tec yo! I hate cars like that but if your ok with revtastic no torque cars you will love it - it wasn't car of the year a million years running for no reason.

But which new car?!?!?! S2000 or Zed?

Cheers Chris. I've got a 12 month warranty on the Audi which I've bought on bubble so I can swap it every so often. £290 a month but ultimately I get a nice new car that looks great, drives great, does 50mpg, costs £120 to tax and will hopefully sound alright once I get the exhaust on it! I know its a soot chucker but I really wanted that over the petrol as I just perfer torque to outright screaming performance - plus the Zed is always on tap if needs be. And I've got my lovely Alfa which is still my bestest friend.

You know what every industry is generally made up of 90% tards and 10% quality - Mechanics are always semi inbred on licence thugs who are determined to squeeze every penny out of you - Insurance call centre operatives are always one braincell off being a single cell organism who simply cannot understand why quoting you £400 more for your renewal when all you have is another years no claims is annoying - Policemen were bullied children. - Bankers are all red braced twunts driving Audi TT's (to be fair we are). - Mortgage brokers are all lying slimy twerps who swank about in their supercars and currently reaping what they have sown - Truckers murder hookers and usually drive wearing suspenders and high heels - People who work in Kwik Fit are only 3 chromosones from being a small piece of bager poo. - Halfords rip you off and only employ teenage retards. - Car salesmen are people who were too smarmy to be estate agents - Social workers are all middle aged, hippie, liberal lesbians - Plummers are genetically unable to view a simple job and actually provide a simple solution without lots of air sucking through teeth and a 20 minute explanation about why your job is going to be particularly unusual and difficult (ergo expensive). - Anyone who works in Compliance will refuse to actually give you any conclusive guidance about anything ever but will be more than happy to reject every proposal you have with smug glee. - IT Support do not know any other solution that 'have you turned if off and rebooted?........yes.....well its broken then'. - Anyone who works in Subway undoubtedly receives health and safety training yet cannot seem to grasp that wearing plastic glove and then stifling a cough with your hand is kind of missing the point. - Bus drivers are unhappy........all of them, all of the time. - Taxi drivers......no matter how much you trust them.......even if its a family member.... you can never be sure if they're taking you the long way or not. But we all know thats just a load of sterotypical bollocks and actually there are amazing people hidden away in these industries. I was talking to a mate the other day and I said "you know what I've come to realise? Through your life you surround yourself by like minded individuals and you only notice the odd people of the world now and again. Recently though its become clear to me that actually your little bubble of people protects you from the world at large which is actually populated by 90% absolute mongtards"

I'm not nasty, I'm nice I am I drive a diesel and care for the furry creatures in life. Its not my fault some people are hopeless bellends that need a good verbal thrashing from a Shaolin keyboard warrior.

Yeah it was some sort of weird TMA or something like that.........they weren't roids - they were part of some sort of 'stack' deal with my protien. I've decided to just move into middle aged obscurity now anyway.........training is too much like hard work

Which fat burners are they? I need to try them. None of the over the counter ones seem to do anything these days. Where as back in the day most of them contained stimulants like speed etc to make you rush around everywhere & loose calories. Its the ones with Ephedrine in them........they're banned in many countries as they've effectively got Amphetamines in them. Apparently they send you loopy. I've tried that testosterone booster as well (see if I could grow some pubes).........they give you whacky dreams. Basically its all a load of shite..........like the ebay modders sticker says, you want "built not bought"

PMSL is that from past experience? No not in the Zed............

People do like to moan as well - your more inclined to fill in a questionaire when youve got a gripe about something........especially when its supposed to be a premium brand.

And the hateful bag of @*!# has driven off into the sunset. £5700 purchase price £1500 repairs £70 odd bits of crap for it. £4300 sale price £425 back from original dealer Total loss - £2545 in less than a month. BMW Z4 purchased December 2011.............total loss if your looking back to that = I know we're all anti soot chucker in sports car guise on here but I think the engine works really well in the TT especially with the quattro..........I've also bagged a Scorp stainless exhaust which apparently makes it sound a bit better!

Strip the bits off your zed that are at the bodyshop..........drive down and have them fitted!

Try humping on the bonnet?

I would agree with Wabbit.........if you believed the spiel you'd think you are going to be all ripped up after 5 mins of these shakes. I'm a really hard gainer and even taking protien and creatine (which I might add is bloody awful stuff) I only put 8kgs on over 3 months. I stopped for about a month and lost the lot. I've given up now and spend more time sat on my arse!

Read this http://www.propertyinvestmentproject.co ... enjoyment/ And this http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums/sh ... ting-agent

There should be a clause in the tenancy called something like the right to quiet enjoyment. It basically means your home cannot be invaded by the landlord (or agent thereof) without prior notice. I would suggest emailing again and stating that should a satisfactory response not be received the police will be notified of a break in the next time it happens.

Syntha 6 is literally the only shake you can possibly use without wanting to vomit! Choc peanut butter ....ooooom.....nooooom

Went out in a TTS at Cheshire Oaks the weekend when I got my TDI...................@*!# the bed! Bollock ripping fast and the TTS RS is even quicker! **EDIT** BTW I agree...........their sales team were superb. Best I've dealt with by a long chalk. Went to Merc the same day and the bloke looked half cut and told me they basically had no SLK TDI's in the whole country and even if they did the deal they had on would be a right load of rubbish as they would be took spec'd up! Simply did not want to sell me a car!