Ricey

Also I really like that silver one with the refurb'd rays. Dark grey wheels on Silver = Win!

"A man was killed today after he lost control of his car at 3mph and span violently into a tree" or "A man was killed today after he started his car which promptly burst into flames. Forensics say he was running mismatched tyres" I'd just find one with rays mate - save the ballache. You'll end up with a set of crappy stock wheels to store or shift as well then.

Tell him to email you 2 pictures of the car with a tin of custard both on the bonnet and on the dashboard

Custard test is far more effective.

Where did I put George..............here he is Allllllll aaaaaaaaaaaaaa neeeeed is your bonk accouuuunt aaaaaaaaaaand sort cooooode.

How do you mean difficult? If you try to put them on only using your mouth whilst fighting a Harp Seal then pretty hard. If you opt for a conventional jack and wheel brace then pretty easy.

Thats not because your using runflats..........thats because your probably running a runflat version of the RE050 which is amazing. The RE040 on the other hand is like cellotaping a greased weasle to the wheel. The handling is amazing - the ride is spleen rupturing.

Fanktttths!!!!

I don't know how to use this forum anymore it can suck my balls!

All new cars should be like this! Pedestrian unfriendly!

I'd rather eat a used johnny than drive a BMW on runflats again..........message ends.

Shave a mo into your pyebs if you get to 200!

Patience lambchop. These things take time. My guess is the next I'll hear (if I hear anything) will be a notice to owner through the post.........which clearly is when the real fun will start. However after interrogating his company on duedil.com I'm guessing they haven't got a pot to **** in so they'll probably not bother.......not worth his time really

Funny thats the exact reason i like it!

Ive been in court quite a few times and its boring as anything. You wait around all day long and you know your case will be the last - if not its postponed until another day so you waste 2 days sitting about. Then the barristers treat you like something they have trod in and basically call you a liar at anything you say. Then (if its the magistrates court) you get some old retired person who has no legal qualifications at all giving you some sentence they have picked up out of thin air and has no baring at all on the offence committed. Sentence! I don't plan on going to jail over this it's only small claims!

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Donated biatch!

I think I may have scared him off - he's an ex copper so I'm waiting to ge the 'notice to owner' where he's obtained my details from the DVLA which is something that legally he can't do because CPS Northern are not a member of any Accredited Trade Association (basically the BPA). Therefore if he does get my details from anywhere it must be from some slippery police contact that he's leaned on........that bullet is firmly loaded in the gun and waiting Dodgy signs and illegal DPA breaches - PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE do it I'm begging. I actually love these situations because there is literally no win for them; a ) I will have at least £150 of fun out of this b ) I will quite enjoy a day in court seeing how things operate even if I lose. c ) I love rattling the people who employ these companies by copying them into the emails. d ) I actually genuinely don't believe they have a leg to stand on.

Have a good one old bean!

I'm gonna say that's a good buy if the tyres are a decent brand. Looks immaculate and good service history. Little over the odds but what's the point in saving a few hundred quid on a lesser car

.......surely your joking! I can't imagine this car being anything other than showroom given the purchasing process we all went through.

Don't get angry just sell it as an Oem Bluetooth adaptor for a killing on eBay and let some other poor gimp deal with it

Mmmmmm nuts Om..........nom

Oops post at the same time. With 4 new decent brand tyres, full service history and immaculate everything else is say that's a reasonable price. Not a bargain, not a rip off. If its a good car then it's worth in because there are some dogs out there.