Ricey

Budget?

FML

Name and shame!!!!! Name and shame!!!!! Name and Shame!!!!!

And additionally.......they hear EVERYTHING!

How the frig did people struggle with number 1 lol!

R111 CYY but that one is aces!

Hmmmm I'm a big fan but is he just a very good actor Definitely not BUT he's definitely been told to ham it up after the first series. He talks too much sense to be fake. He says everything that people are afraid to about things modern society tells us we should like when really it's just a big ball ache and pretty unimpressive. Never seen the pyramids but I can imagine they're a particularly filthy dull unimpressive pile of bricks surrounded by scumbags on holiday, beggars and filth but oooooooo no we' ve all got to coo about how amazing it was. Bollocks.

Karl Pilkington easy.

Donated. The fact he found it in him to be strong enough to get married 3 days before passing says one thing.....totally and utterly in love.

Those pics just make me go cold. Poor lad. Well done for being there guys.

Keep playing with that ad it'll fall off. Nearly did once too!

Look mean biccie. Money pit.....but mean!

make sure you've not left a drinks bottle rattling round under there.........thats usually the bugger that sets it off!

Dips signature makes me sad But a fitting reminder of the man none the less

Any particular reason why you wouldn't want more than 4 owners? I've never quite understood the whole concept of multiple owners being a bag thing

Hehe... One every year

Genuinely dont know what to say to this......just sad beyond all belief. Top lad

I always go for cheaper parts but then ask your self this "Would I buy a cheap 'man sheath' to save a few quid" Of course the answer is that you could because it will have passed x,y,z saftey tests and be kite marked or whatever the hell it is........ultimately though to you want your man batter unleashing without consent? Probably not and therefore you'll always have in the back of your mind that the little general might just flex his bicep and burst out thus ruining the enjoyment of your female liason or posh onionism. If you don't want your enjoyment ruined or man batter unleashing then you'll probably buy a Durex. Here endeth the lesson.

Dave do you want to know something about the torque app on a JDM??

Depending on how much power you want I guess - most of the Supercharger bods seem to get around 400-500bhp but a proper gnarly TT set up like DJTimo's is running something stupid like 600+ I think.......however that was probably a bazillion £ (not really very knowledgable with FI so my reasoning may be a little off!)

Absolutely - regardless of Dan's techincal advice around what he legally can do the fact is (again as Dan has agreed with) there is not a wet frig in hells chance that he will do anything about it as; a) he'll have literally no evidence to provide (seriously if OJ can be aquitted of a murder due to an ill fitting glove you've literally no chance of being prosecuted with absolutely zero evidence!) have to justfiy his own speed whilst off duty (we're assuming) hence opening himself to problems c) has not gone through any due procedure whatsoever in terms of a proper traffic stop and doesn't even know what driver to serve a summons upon! (I'm sure our resident plods will confirm this?) Bottom line he was doing what a good off duty bobby should do........pulled over a speeding div and gave him a bit of a good old fashioned ear bashing - some will disagree as he was speeding/not following process etc but bollocks to that, it never hurt anyone years ago and it won't now. The only thing that will come of this is that you think twice before lamping it to 100mph again (which it clearly already has done).

If you get a ban I will literally cut both of my bollocks off and mount them in a little glass case for you to keep on your mantle. Not a chance in blue hell. For a boot off its not for plod to decide who gets a ban - thats the courts job

Fine i reckon. Technically you need to declare it SORN now otherwise you'll also potentially get a fine from the dvla! What a **** up

Have the oil dropped bugger anything more than that.

I wrote an in depth review http://www.350z-uk.com/topic/42897-ive-been-censored/page__hl__%2Bi%26%2339%3Bve+%2Bbeen+%2Bcensored