Ricey

Ok, ok......what's the most wanky hairdressers car that would be driven by a male middle management **** that immediately springs to mind

I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. So what do you own....??? Errrrm the clue (and its a fairly large one) was in my response I'll give you another clue. .....it comes after 'I've got.....'

I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. So what do you own....??? Errrrm the clue (and its a fairly large one) was in my response I'll give you another clue. .....it comes after 'I've got.....'

I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends. Jeez sounds awful mate, what's on the radar next? By the way I'm in the opposite boat, some tosser has written my zed off and I wish they hadn't as I don't think I'll get the true value Laura is looking at cross overs as we speak, I fear I'm going to end up with a 1.2. Clio. Nowt mate... stuck with this for 4 years. Had I know me and carla were going to break up when I got it I would have got a zed without a second thought.........hindsight and all that! I read about the accident on the other thread. .......utter kack mate

You will probably find you have flat tyres as their reply. Then they'll find the car parked there for a very long time as I'll abandon it there and get lifts for as long as my resolve holds out

Mate if it was a terraced street I wouldnt dream of parking there, legal or otherwise but these people have a massive drive and a road with enough room to park about 50 cars! This area is your proper 'middle England' so doubt that will happen but if it does I need 4 new tyres anyway!

I dont own a zed.....never have done. I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends.

Picture of copy of quote accompanied by tin of custard and optionally girl in question naked.

This was the 'space' in question. Inbetween the 2 left hand driveways

For added flamboyance

The 'u' is there but its hard to see.....amendments to emphasise have already been made

......could not have know who they were f*****g with Parked for the last 2 days on a really wide stretch if road, against a a raised kerb, not obstructing anything (for clarity absolutely all laws of the road adhered to and all houses have parking for at least 2 cars) ****ed with the wrong bull lady......this is going on my windscreen tomorrow

You're probably missing something

What?! Utter cockjockeys!

Looked good......I'd be surprised if its had a wash since February unless the 'grit and go boys' have been at it!

Get well soon bud and make sure they don't chop your top while your in there!

Really nice work there bud

Got to the golden dragon.......do not go anywhere else in chester!

Bloody phone

.......bless. Id like a bigger knob too and I know which would would be cheaper and less painful!

I seem to have a lot of CK boxers! This was done when I was 18 (I'm about 27 here) Then this Tribal looked crap and way too small now First sitting of cityscape (3 hours) 2nd sitting (3hours) Last sitting (as above).....2 hours

^^^^^ This mostly. It does have an element of significance to it but I always feel like a bit of a ***** trying to make out like there's some grand meaning behind it. If any part has significance it's the Fallen Angel - reminds me that we can always pick our @*!# up and dust it off when everything gets fubar......but mostly I just like the fact that i did things 'riceystyle' and just marched into the tattoo parlour and said 'I want a fallen angel - here's a rough idea.......go to town'. Same with the cityscape. Showed the artist the angel and told him I wanted a ruined/apocolypic cityscape and he just did his thing. Tattoos are also awesome '****er detectors'........you can hate the tattoo or tattoo's in general but if you don't like me because I've got me then ipso facto you are therefore a ****er and thus not worth expending breath upon. Additionally: - annoys parents - totally inappropriate for the office environment - devides opinion and certains draws a few open mouthed looks - compensates for an undersides appendage. - gives the only opportunity for me to do a real life crocodile Dundee quote when someone gets their 'tattoo out' (tiny Chinese symbol meaning Pork Char Sui or something) ......."that's not a tattoo...." - for a man who's generally a bit of a wuss it reaffirms that you're not a complete fairy as quite frankly I would suggest its as close to childbirth as a man will get......20 hours on the back is deffo enough for me!

As the old one was lost in transport....... 20 hours and about 1500 squid later im finally finished (last bit still looks a bit red but its all black) If you're gonna be dumb...... http://youtu.be/7TcOhIhY_s8

Mine got done last night.......luckily I don't give a ****! My strategy is to hope someone writes it off before the pcp is up. You'll probably get a good deal from the body shop if its already going in.