Ricey

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Yeah because the one thing that stopped them breaking into the top 4 last years was not selling Ratface and not buying a load of obscure kack foreign players for vast sums of money. Just think what they can do this year without him!

We use that a LOT at my place!

Great term - Herberts! Haha, going to be borrowing that Absolutely love it!

Buts its important to this thread because others park like that without thinking of the consequences. It's a car, badgerthingamybob has the right attitude.....it's annoying but it's not the end if the world and it'll happen no matter where you park or drive.

To irritate you. Seeing as though my parking outside of the lines on this occasion has caused such a stir, I've thought long and hard about that day and the circumstances around it. IIRC, this may have been the day after I'd just bought the car, the night before. Again, looking in the paintwork reflections, the car park does appear to be empty, however I can't confirm that I went into, nor can I say that the store was even open. I think I just popped in to get a quick snap to send to the lads or for a pee in the bush. If idiocy dictates that I want to protect my new found purchase, while not to the detriment of anyone else, then yes, I'm an idiot I suppose. Lemmings was awesome. OP - Sorry about this dude, looks like it escalated a bit quickly. Like an idiot Not specifically and idiot People will look at that parking and assume your a big headed, flash car driving ***** who'll park exactly as he damn well likes. This is not the case but it can still land you in mither. Best bet.....park anywhere and don't sweat the small stuff. It's a car......try and protect it and you can guarantee a rouge asteroid will hit it or something just to annoy you.

What could POSSIBLY make you more happy to be in a bland version of an iconic sports car?? Beating you at that gamesmackster thing, what ever it was about, that! That would make me happier than being in my shitty new 3.0si, 0-60 in 5.7 sec car. Where can i learn how to gamessmackster? I think what the Earl of Sandwich means (in his own unique style) is why would the inferior car make you the happiest? Blands a bit harsh like!

Only 2 for me but I've got worse itchy feet than a lab rat in the Lamisil factory

I suppose my first Internets lesson is free then, whats the recurring cost ?? Tell me cousin, why Lemmings ? All my lessons are free my man......I'm like a god damn self funding charity! Honestly (like really honestly).....I have an unnatural obsession and affinity with rodents and the lemming with its carefree attitude to risk sprang immediately to mind when I saw that you'd parked across 2 spaces. Problem is no matter how much you've clearly gone to some lengths to: A)protect your car B)protect it without causing a single other soul inconvenience People (by people i mean the braindead detritus of society that we have to live amongst) will spy that parking, misunderstand why and hate you for it .......or worse park next to you just to **** you off. It's almost inviting damage on. It's annoying me and I know the benign intention behind it! People enlarge are retards Suits.....never underestimate the power of the collective retard.

Proper LOL's

Well at least you used one meme right

No, no, I did genuinely think that it went nowhere and was uninteresting . Your new one however, about rats and disabled people is much better, don't let me stop you, please. Christ I can tell your going to be hard work......I'll define the word story for you instead then sto·ry 1 (stôr, str) n. pl. sto·ries 1. An account or recital of an event or a series of events, either true or fictitious, as: a. An account or report regarding the facts of an event or group of events: b. An anecdote c. A lie: As you can see from my original post there was neither account nor recital Was it perhaps an observation? ob·ser·va·tion (bzr-vshn) n. 1. a. The act or faculty of observing. b. The fact of being observed. 2. a. The act of noting and recording something, such as a phenomenon, with instruments. b. The result or record of such notation: a meteorological observation. 3. A comment or remark. 4. An inference or a judgment that is acquired from or based on observing. God damn it NO......but young suits fear not this has been useful because it leads us forward with point 3 and your lesson continues.....a comment or remark. com·ment (kmnt) n. 1. a. A written note intended as an explanation, illustration, or criticism of a passage in a book or other writing; an annotation. b. A series of annotations or explanations. 2. a. A statement of fact or opinion, especially a remark that expresses a personal reaction or attitude. b. An implied conclusion or judgment: a novel that is a comment on contemporary lawlessness. But wait! @*!# the bed I think we've been lead further down the rabbit hole..........point 1 a criticism. Read on my little lemming crit·i·cism (krt-szm) n. 1. The act of criticizing, especially adversely. 2. A critical comment or judgment. 3. a. The practice of analyzing, classifying, interpreting, or evaluating literary or other artistic works. b. A critical article or essay; a critique. c. The investigation of the origin and history of literary documents; textual criticism. And here endeth the lesson and observation? Maybe. A comment or remark? Possibly. A criticism? there or there abouts......but what we can derive is that it is not, in any way, absolutely conclusively.....a frigging story!

Cool story bro. You should have seen the way I drifted into it, drunk and without my seatbelt on. epic misuse of the meme. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cool%20story%20bro No story there my little lamb.......just a comment regarding the parking that looks like its been executed by a brain damaged lemming who's had his entire left hand cut off, is also a thalidomide and hasn't actually passed his driving test. How's that for a story yo?

Yeah, I always try to park well away from any other cars too but come back to it and find some idiots parked 6 inches away in an otherwise empty car park !! That parking needs nuking from orbit. Horrendous regardless of the fact that the bit your in is empty!

Mate that is an admirably calm reflection on the turn of events. I salute you for not letting it completely @*!# on your parade. Personally I would have had the same reaction but I could absolutely understand anyone going batshit crazy if they came back to that on a 4 month old car!

Did someone just post something above? It wasn't Ian was it? Ignored that downsy spacker months ago

It happens every summer mate. Big influx of newbies as prices of the 3.5l v6 horrendously expensive to run car come down.......they change hands like the clap at a student orgy and a billion one of the same old questions get asked. Old hands get annoyed and become grumpy unwelcoming gits, then it lurches into winter where we have to endure all of the ****ing snow threads 'has anyone used snow socks before?' FFS! Then Xmas comes and we're all happy again. Usually broken up with Stuarty and myself buying at least 2 cars a year each that are not Zed's that we remain unfulfilled and generally unhappy with.

That time of year again ain't it......meets have finished up so we've moved into summer kick off season. I fully predict Beavis resigning his commission (Is he still a mod?) and someone high profile getting a ban before long!

Queer boy eh?

Is this even English!

Tell them I'll give them 500 quid to take it away ;-)

Omg I actually can't stop looking at it. I'm going to the bog......I may be 5 minutes

Seriously as he drove passed me this morning I had the window down and I could hear his passenger making sound effect noises for him 'vvrrrrrrrmmmmm tsssssssccccchhhhhhh'

Haha ive literally been looking at these all night tonight and most of the last week (largely ive had a semi whilst doing so) Love love love! I think this is my all time favourite looking car of all time and the noise must making things discharge in your pants! Buy it Buy it now

I'm with Alphera on the TT. Basically used when BMW finance can't do the deal I think.....they're some sort of division of BMW finance or something Gutting mate. Clearly someone didn't do their sums right I reckon.