Another salty seadog one, on joining a survey ship in Hull many noons ago, either the Busentaur (sp) or the Pholas, can't remember which, there was an immediate foul stench on boarding, one of the jobby stench variety
A passing steward, who was particularly light on his loafers, remarked, after a large sniff of the foul smelling "air" remarked, "Hmmm the smell of lurrrrv!"
cabin remained locked the whole length of the cruise when off duty!!