Supercharged V8 Range Rover Vogue is what you want. All the toys and comfort with the sound of the v8 to keep you happy
Alternatively I'm selling my 1986 v8 Defender!
Only 120ish thousand miles, 11 careful owners, few minor dents and scratches, 8mpg (motorway), 3" lift kit and full body roll cage.
Extremely practical!