The Bounty Bar Kid

R u sure that The Gimp would not be more appropriate? I've heard about your special times with Ricey.

still as funny now as im sure it was then True and stupid!

Reach-around instead? I'm sure I said the other day that the days of bumming jokes were behind us and I've single handedly resurrected it in the last week Aren't all bumming jokes primarily behind you? Bumming jokes, there is no looking back... Use a mirror. Or video-camera connected to a TV for a live action replay!

not unless you see them coming! Depends if I'm... I mean you're biting the pillow or not.

A nickname that begins with 'The' for extra douche points. eg. Just call me 'The Sherminator' , a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady! What's wrong with a nickname beginning with "the"???

Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie! well stuff you then, there'll be no spooning tonight then it'll be like a ram raid, fast in and fast out and lots of carnage Reach-around instead? I'm sure I said the other day that the days of bumming jokes were behind us and I've single handedly resurrected it in the last week Aren't all bumming jokes primarily behind you?

i believe

about a 6-12month old article.

Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie! well stuff you then, there'll be no spooning tonight then it'll be like a ram raid, fast in and fast out and lots of carnage Sometimes it's just that little bit more satisfying that way! Pure animal instincts!

Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie! Daewoo Matiz? Nope. Toyota Yaris? Not gay enough? How about Mini Cooper? Still not gay enough? How about Fiat 500? Still not gay enough? Obviously you must have gone for the uber gay car then??? Jeep Wrangler!

Or any night at all in Chatham FTW Croydon! Oi my missus is from Croydon 2nd thoughts you are quite correct actually

Or any night at all in Chatham FTW Croydon!

Very fashionable??? Not in this decade or last! Check shirt with denim jeans or maybe a shirt with denim elbow patches with some chinos but not that! What were you thinking??? Lol.

Just noticed that ricey's zed status reads double denim dude. Was that changed recently in light of this thread or has he always had that and is there some kind of background story to it? Say like the hilarious stories on his eBay page are actually true and he's using humour to cover his tracks where he really knows that his heart yearns for some big lad to buy his z4 off him and take him out for lovely driver and weekends away.

Awesome. Excellent Dunno about cat's eyes, but if you run fast enough then I know you can hit any other part of the cat.

I want a garage like that one day! Very Jay Leno style!

Mmmmm... Yum! Would so want but out of cash atm. Car tax due at the end of the month and insurance next. How did you do it? And how much did it cost?

Could have dived through my monitor and choked him to death! Just had my first offer......£500 but were negotiating! Pistonheads is so much fun to play with Just read ur posts on the PH forum. Genius!

PS. If you're debating fuel costs then maybe this car isn't for you??? I know when I bought my car, I was getting ~20mpg on average. Some times I got 15mpg. Going up to a car like this, you can't help but give it some. The sound (dependent on exhaust) is awesome. Only after a few months, did I settle down to mainly normal driving. That gets me ~25mpg. Most I have ever got was 29.56mpg and that was the day after I bought her as I had to go to Wales and was so nervous, that I took it slow until I had figured out a bit more about her.

Yeah just done that.

Maybe you should sell the iPAD?

Done. http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=1162590&mid=128988&nmt=BMW+Z4+Jokes