Personally I would like to see enormous rises on taxes for tobacco and alcohol, both are luxuries after all...
I don't smoke or drink before you ask
What's funny about 26mpg?
I drove to Brighton with the missus Friday afternoon, thought I would see if the upRev had improved anything so reset the trip computer... SE London to Brighton including Friday afternoon traffic in Brighton averaged 32.6 mpg according to the gauge.
Didn't hang around either as we left at 1pm, went to the Marina for a drink, then parked on the front and walked up to the markets and shops on North Street before they closed.