spursmaddave

My Zed passed its MOT with silvatecs front and back no issues at all

A guy goes into the gents at the pub and sees a new Condom machine - "Celebrate the London Olympics 2012 with an Olympic Condom - Gold / Sliver & Bronze available" Great he thinks I will give the old woman a Gold Medal celebration tonight Unfortunately he has quite a few more beers and then staggers home His Missus is waiting up for him - Missus - "Drunk again I see" Guy - "Yeah but look at these - you are going to get an olympic type seeing too tonight, look they are GOLD MEDAL CONDOMS" Missus - "Hmmmm you should have got the Silver ones" Guy - "Why????????" Missus - "Well it would have been nice if you came second just for once....."

My Zed steams up on cold days so I leave the air con on pretty much all the time, its better for the system anyway otherwise you turn it on after months and it smells like a tramps socks

Ian, we have a really great understanding, she understands that I don't understand Anyway she came shopping with me... Woman + Shopping = Happy

You had to go and spoilt it didn't you Anyway... Petrol = Car + Me Happy FIFA 12 = Me Happy Cat Food & Treats = Cat Happy Me Happy = Missus Happy (I think)

Thats because Lee is no longer a trader and it was removed some time ago. Do try to keep up Did A1 motor sport offer you a low milage engine for £1400 on your original thread. Guessed as much.... not been on a lot as you know... I have a non Zed related delivery coming early next week that I think you may like

Was going to use the PM R35LEE smiley but it seems to have gone Anyway to the OP must be heartbreaking

Went to my local Sainsbury on friday, picked up FIFA 12 and it said spend £40 instore and get the game for £28 So some extra cat food & bits got the bill to just over £40 The bill came to £69 including the game so i then got a 10p a litre off fuel voucher so squeezed 70ltrs into the Zed @ £1.22 Happy Days

Maybe selling to someone who specialises in breaking cars is the best option... But if you have the space & time then why not, also if you are planning to get another Zed you will have a shed full of spare parts

No worries, you wont need the D1 after the remap either

Chris, ive told you before Krystal is my stage name

Wayne Rooney's Dad has refused to talk about his alleged match fixing as he is too upset about his son's missed penalty and sending off in injury tonight during tonight's game

These should have the desired effect Graham http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MENS-OLD-WORN-USED-BLACK-SOCKS-SCALLY-GAY-INT-/150670814213?pt=UK_Men_s_Socks&hash=item2314ae2c05#ht_531wt_1263

Thanks, but do you like the cubby

Only yours Graham

Because your worth it

Not posted anything in here for a while as I have been unbelievably busy But a couple of months back a member was selling a Jap SatNav cubby (without all the associated electrics) so I thought I would take a punt. I knew it would fit in my Zed but after reading up on retro fitting motorised cubbies (mainly in the US) I thought I had made a mistake as it looked insanely difficult. I looked on utube and found this - After looking at the button on the cubby and reading up it was obvious that I lacked the technical ability to make relays etc etc so I sulked for a bit then had an idea.... why not bypass the button on the cubby and use a seperate switch to drive the motor.... It Worked So first attempt looked like this - I looked around for a better switch, couldn't find a perfect one but this one is near enough - Moved the heated seat switch so it looks even. Then I had to decide what to put in the cubby maybe I should have thought about that first... Now I already have a Pioneer f900bt which does EVERYTHING, but the screen is small and fiddly for satnav and if you want to have the ipod screen you cant have the satnav screen..... So I looked at a cookbot tablet, very very cool and nice with the odbII screen etc but dont think I would use it that much and could get costly with data downloads for satnav etc. Thought about making a little carPC and getting a screen, but a lot of work... Looked at stand alone satnavs but most were too small (4" or 5") Then the other weekend I say a Panoramic Navman with a 7" screen Bought it and straight away dismantled it All working so I set about soldering, glueing and generally messing about with it until it fitted... Now that was by no means an easy feat So then back into the car - Not hard wired in yet until I am completely happy all is working ok.... only niggle, the battery won't charge, not a huge issue but makes updating it tricky, but I have ordered a mains charger that should sort it out, if not a new battery too.... Some more pics, you can see how big the screen is compared to the Pioneer The lid retracts a bit further in now which looks better... Just some other cosmetics to take care of and I will be happy Next thing if the satnav works ok is to replace my Pioneer with a JVC AVX840 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9bfVEhRJ-Q&feature=related And sell the Pioneer to some lucky member Thanks for looking

How about a ladyboy challenge... A week to vote then reveal all so to speak

I like your style! This should be a fun place. If people took a chill pill as they entered they'd have a lot more fun! Totally agree Stew, used to be a genuinely funny place to come and have a laugh Lets change it then Dave. Make it your mission to make funny posts! Hmm well first time for everything and all that

I have one of these Purely for show as I am not Michael Flatley wity the pedals

I think its just me he wants to see, i will direct him to some old pics on here

Sorry no floaters

I've just had a poo, it didn't work I'm still mad

I can act my age... No really I can look -

Don't worry Beavis, I know you're not so racist as you're trying to be. Not even trying dude, only stating facts. Core thats a rib tickler A name change a day keeps the doctor away