You have learnt well, young padawan
Cops would probably hand you the baton themselves, seeing as how it's Mike Brewer
I'm as big a keyboard warrior as you're likely to find, but I wouldn't say anything on-line I wouldn't say to someone's face. That generally means that I'll never seriously threaten to injure someone, although context is everything of course. As yet, and I do find this miraculous given my *ahem* outspoken nature at times, I've yet to have been given a threat of violence across the interweb. I have no idea how I'd react, although I suspect I'd laugh it off as often as I do when I get sent insulting PMs.
I'm gonna come round yours and stuff that 911 and its "tires" down your throat
Take a step ladder