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SwanageDave

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  1. it does seem a common fault, i just slap the wife every time she moves the seat and it seems to have stopped now lol.
  2. theree is a few posts on here regarding resetting it mate, i have it often when i move the drivers seat, what you have to do is put the key in and switch on then when the light starts to flash for the airbag switch off straight away, wait for five seconds and switch on again and repeat three times and that should reset it, if it doesnt do the same again. also check under the drivers seat and make sure the yellow plug is in tight. good lluck Dave
  3. Brilliant job Terry, if you are in the swanage area anytime and you need something to do mine needs a good detail
  4. they look sweet, now just to get me a set of spare wheels for the duration, or get it done when i go on holiday might be better.
  5. If only john terry had sha&&ed robert greens wife...........
  6. check this one out mate and good luck viewtopic.php?f=56&t=37588
  7. yes Rich but living in darkest dorset five days is bloody quick lol.
  8. what colour you going for dave..... [/quote I was thinking either black gloss or Deep red, but unsure at moment,
  9. Just been to a local powder coater in Wareham and he quoted me £50 a wheel in any colour which i thought was quite good, anyone else had the wheels coated? and what do you think of the price? only downside for me he said he would need the wheels five days to do.
  10. Looks like a bargain to me, and black is the bestest ever colour you will love it
  11. Its not Swanage seafront is it Buster
  12. KINNEL awesome photos, I hope i dont join the photo call
  13. Hi our school has just done the joseph production and i made all the props myself, shame you are not nearer as you could have just borrowed ours. I made a wishing well/ sedan chair/gold shoulder things/ and numerous other items
  14. A Letter from Barry... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try to show some understanding. My name is Barry , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Ivy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Ivy to get a full time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the country club, so eating out again at night is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooking when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that the dishes won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think that this is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice , big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And while she is getting herself one, she might as well get one for me, too --- or just bring me a cold beer in a frosted mug. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Ivy, and I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older, but, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this letter, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. Signed, Barry EDITOR'S NOTE: Barry died tragically on March 1st of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and with a sledge hammer lying nearby. His wife Ivy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Barry somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
  15. SwanageDave

    airbag

    thought this was quite funny
  16. Congratulations on the photos they look great and your wife looked stunning. Love the choice of cars too
  17. is it the airfilter box fitting to the front of the car?
  18. SwanageDave

    My Zed

    Thanks Nixy, the shine took four bl$$dy hours to get lol and after three hours it was covered in dust again...i cant get the polishing thing right,every time the megs wax goes rock hard and i have to revert to using quick detailer, so i am going to invest in one of those posh eletric polishing things x
  19. SwanageDave

    My Zed

    a bit of tweeking and converted to b&w but mostley filters, Also the new car looks sweet mate, good luck with it
  20. SwanageDave

    My Zed

    anytime Rich, the camera yesterday was a Cannon eos 5d but i use mostley my old nikon d80. It was a hard afternoon with the blazing sun so lots of filters to get the first one and a 150sec exposure to try and get a bit of movement in the clouds. but happt so far, Cheers All
  21. SwanageDave

    My Zed

    A few pics taken yesterday which was very hard as the sun was shinning on us the whole time
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