> > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
> >with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to
> >her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love
> >for the first time.
> >
> >Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes
> >a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
> >
> >The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
> >everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the cash
register,
> >the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a
3-pack,
> >10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
he
> >thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
> >
> >That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets
his
> >girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents,
> >come on in!"
> >
> >The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's
> >parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
> >head.
> >
> >A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
> >down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally,
> >after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
> >whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
> >
> >The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
> >pharmacist."
>