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  1. Beautiful. Prefer it the Ferrari TBO. Just hope the recent thing with TVR doesn't affect your ownership.
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    JDM Alarm

    thought the key button would lock it. So would say battery is ok. Is it the fact that they key won't turn the lock is the issue I think.
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    JDM Alarm

    Out of interest did you try the passenger lock. It will prove if the lock has been changed on the steering column or wether the lock in the drivers door is bust.
  4. an even cheaper one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/L-K-NISSAN-350-Z- ... dZViewItem
  5. The funny quotes are apparently true extracts from courtrooms. In each case the questioner is the lawyer; the answer is from the witness in the box. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. ---------------------------------------------- Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ------------------------------------ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? -------------------------------------------- Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. -------------------------------------------- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. --------------------------------------------- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. ------------------------------------------- Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? -------------------------------------------- Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? ------------------------------------------ Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? ----------------------------------------- Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? ---------------------------------------- Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ----------------------------------------- Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? ------------------------------------------- Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? ------------------------------------------ Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. -------------------------------------------- Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. ------------------------------------------- Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. --------------------------------------------- Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? --------------------------------------------- Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk, in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
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    Shell Optimax

    Have had this email back from Shell. Thank you for your recent email regarding Shell Optimax. I can confirm that Shell UK do not have any plans to withdraw Shell Optimax from its filling stations. We have received no quality issues or complaints regarding this type of fuel. Shell Optimax is specially designed to clean your engine as you drive. It helps remove deposits on inlet valves and ensure fuel injector nozzles are kept in tip-top condition. This is one of the reasons Shell Optimax can begin to improve your vehicle’s responsiveness from the moment you use it. I hope that this answers your questions. Kind Regards
  7. Performance boost of up to 16 per cent BP Ultimate has launched what it calls a revolutionary high-octane fuel. Launching at selected sites in the south east, BP Ultimate 102 Unleaded is described as "the most advanced, high-performance petrol sold on any forecourt in the UK". Offering performance improvements of up to 16 per cent in BP's tests, it's also the most expensive at an eye-watering £2.42 per litre – see below for sites where you can get it – although it's said to be better for the environment. What's so special? Designed specifically for motor sport enthusiasts, BP Ultimate 102 Unleaded meets the same high specifications of fuels used in Formula One racing and the World Rally Championships. It has an octane number of 102 and has, said BP's spiel, been formulated to allow highly tuned engines to perform at their best. BP said that, in its tests, where the ignition was remapped, Ultimate 102 gave typical power benefits of between 4.0 and 7.5 per cent above normal Ultimate Unleaded 97. On a very high performance, turbo-charged vehicle, with boost pressure increased, the power benefits seen included an increase in maximum power of 37bhp (8.6 per cent), and as much as 60bhp (16 per cent) at some points in the engine speed range. It also complies with BS:EN228 -- the UK specification for unleaded petrol -- so it can be legally used on the road. BP Ultimate 102 Unleaded is ‘hand made’ in small batches at BP’s Speciality Fuels Technology Centre in the UK, using the same expertise employed for Formula 1 fuels manufacturing. Product manager Paul Beckwith said: "BP is widely acknowledged for its fuels technology expertise across a range of transport fuels and has an excellent reputation in Formula 1 circles, having been involved in the development, manufacture and supply of fuels to the F1 community over the last twenty years. Fuels of this type have not been readily available to the public previously, but now we have introduced BP Ultimate 102 unleaded specifically for private motorsport enthusiasts based on our product technology in this field. "This fuel has a range of features to allow increased performance from the most highly tuned engines, alongside all of the benefits that drivers expect from BP Ultimate fuels. We are delighted to make this remarkable fuel easily accessible from our forecourts." What's in it? Ultimate 102 is a precise recipe using a completely different manufacturing process compared to conventional refining, said BP. This processing results in a fuel with exceptional quality without the main impurities found in ordinary fuel. This is demonstrated by the crystal clear appearance, compared to the yellowish colour of typical petrol – the only forecourt fuel in the UK to boast this characteristic. It's also said to be less harmful to the environment than ordinary fuels: Its unique purity and superior evaporation properties improve the combustion process in the engine, which means that less of the fuel is emitted as partially burnt pollutants, such as carbon monoxide and unburnt hydrocarbons. Its sulphur free formula will improve the operation of the catalytic converter, reducing exhaust emissions. With less than 0.1% benzene, BP Ultimate 102 unleaded is safer to handle and less harmful to the environment and is the only automotive petrol not classed as carcinogenic. The fuel contains a high performance oxygen containing bio-component, which means that overall greenhouse gas emissions – associated with global warming – are reduced, helping to protect the environment. Where to get it Tudor Filling Station, A20 London Road, Allington, Maidstone, Kent, ME16 0HE Chicheley Park Connect, Tickford Street, Newport Pagnell, Buckinghamshire, MK16 9BD Wavendon Gate Connect, Newport Road, Wavendon, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK 7AG All Saints Self Serve, Commercial Road, Portsmouth, Hampshire, PO1 4BU Newbury Centre Filling Station, 758 Eastern Avenue, Newbury Park, Ilford, Essex, IG2 7HU Newham Way Service Station, Newham Way, Canning Town, London, E16 1QX
  8. only seen Z badges once in the last 6 months. Could be a bit of a wait on ebay.
  9. you change your kit more times than your undies
  10. Try updating Acrobate Reader if you have it installed. If not get it installed. It's free. http://www.adobe.co.uk/products/acrobat/readstep2.html
  11. claire the Z badge is a aftermarket replacement. There are a few differnt ones but this is the popular one. Whovever had the car before must of changed it. If you look at http://www.funkystyling.co.uk/item_deta ... =449002536 , Chris there has some in stock. If you talk to him nicely he might do you a bit of forum discount. Send him a PM. http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/profile.p ... ofile&u=48
  12. best read this link on hacked performance nissan http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1657
  13. Is performancenissan safe to use yet after they were hacked.
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    touch up pots

    cos we know what's the best colour
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    touch up pots

    I'm interested mate. Defo.
  16. Mark and enjoy the forum Those are the best kind of shopping trips.
  17. Nice picces mate. You can do the effect in photoshop with a motion blur brush or use a radial blur with a mask protecting the car
  18. yes remember this on ebay from a few months ago. The convulsions took two days to wear off.
  19. Spotted the GT4 again. Managed to get a wave back. Will he or won't he join..........
  20. Going back to the Nismo Rear spoiler. I think you have to change the Gas Struts to because of the extra weight of the Nismo spoiler over the standard one. by the way
  21. Slight exagaration Digsy. It wasn't that bad. Still would scare my mate on how well it handledwhen it came to cornering, and he had an M3 .
  22. more importantly where's my prize for guessing it. :kicking
  23. What a headache Have you considered going to a watchdog and seeing if they can help with your case, for instance the one in Auto Express. As long as its all documentated, may be they would help. Sorry can't be of more help.
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    Lambo Doors...

    I'm supposed to be saving up for a wedding too, but I just leave Debbie to do that! you'll be in the bad books soon enough if you don't start
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