>>A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he was
>>unable to get his p3nis erect. The doctor checked him out then told him
>>that the muscles around the base of his p3nis were damaged from a previous
>>viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for
>>him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he
>>is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle
>>tissues from an elephant's trunk into his p3nis. The man thought about
>>it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex
>>again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there
>>would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
>>
>>A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to
>>go and try out his newly renovated equipment.
>>As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her
>>to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt
>>a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being
>>extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his
>>p3nis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll
>>and then returned to his trousers.
>>
>>His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face
>>said," That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
>>With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if
>>another bread roll will fit up my @rse!