Well, if you really want to know, you curious git
I have to pass through the garden (private garden) with the hose to get to the parking lot behind our ground-floor apartment. Now my GF always lets her dog in that garden to do "his stuff". In the summer its not really an issue because she cleans it up every week before mowing the lawn, but now in the winter there is dog poo every square inch or so.... no way I can pass there, its a bloody minefield
and no, i am NOT going to clean that up myself.
I wouldn't like winding up the hose pipe afterwards