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saw this yesterday. Very good. Think this one is a belter to Genuine complaint to Leith Police station Dear Sir/madam Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to answer my telephone call I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or ouji board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) in West Cromwell Street which is just off Commercial Street in Leith. Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! which rings throughout the entire building. This game is now in it's third week and as I am unsure how the scoring system works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon. The remaining five walking abortions are happily rummaging through several bags of rubbish and items of furniture that someone has so thoughtfully dumped beside the wheelie bins. One of them has found a saw and is setting about a discarded chair like a beaver on speed. I fear that it's only a matter of time before they turn their limited attention to the bottle of calor gas that is lying on it's side between the two bins. If they could be relied on to only blow their own arms and legs off then I would happily leave them to it. I would even go so far as to lend them the matches. Unfortunately they are far more likely to blow up half the street with them and I've just finished decorating the kitchen. What I suggest is this. After replying to this e-mail with worthless assurances that the matter is being looked into and will be dealt with, why not leave it until the one night of the year (probably bath night) when there are no mutants around then drive up the street in a panda car before doing a three point turn and disappearing again. This will of course serve no other purpose than to remind us what policemen actually look like. I trust that when I take a claw hammer to the skull of one of these throwbacks you'll do me the same courtesy of giving me a four month head start before coming to arrest me. I remain sir, your obedient servant ????????? Mr ??????, I have read your e-mail and understand your frustration at the problems caused by youth playing in the area and the problems you have encountered in trying to contact the police. As the Community Beat Officer for your street I would like to extend an offer of discussing the matter fully with you. Should you wish to discuss the matter, please provide contact details (address / telephone number) and when may be suitable. Regards PC ??? ????????????? Community Beat Officer Dear PC ????? First of all I would like to thank you for the speedy response to my original e-mail. 16 hours and 38 minutes must be a personal record for Leith Police station and rest assured that I will forward these details to Norris McWhirter for inclusion in his next book. Secondly I was delighted to hear that our street has it's own community beat officer. May I be the first to congratulate you on your covert skills. In the five or so years I have lived in West Cromwell Street, I have never seen you. Do you hide up a tree or have you gone deep undercover and infiltrated the gang itself? Are you the one with the acne and the moustache on his forehead or the one with a chin like a wash hand basin? It's surely only a matter of time before you are headhunted by MI5. Whilst I realise that there may be far more serious crimes taking place in Leith such as smoking in a public place or being Muslim without due care and attention, is it too much to ask for a policeman to explain (using words of no more than two syllables at a time) to these tw"ts that they might want to play their strange football game elsewhere. The pitch behind the Citadel or the one at DKs are both within spitting distance as is the bottom of the Albert Dock. Should you wish to discuss these matters further you should feel free to contact me on ??? ????. If after 25 minutes I have still failed to answer, I'll buy you a large one in the Compass Bar. Regards ??????? P.S If you think that this is sarcasm, think yourself lucky that you don't work for the council.

according to this http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic ... mmobiliser JDM's do. Use the search button Matth76. You'll find the info you need quite easily

+4 me to

some good ones in there

I'd parked in the Griffin pub car park in Bowden last night. Came back to my car later to find a Black ragtop parked next to me. Had Z badges on. Placed a card on the window.

Bleeding Brake System AFS000U0 CAUTION: While bleeding, pay attention to master cylinder fluid level. 1. Turn the ignition switch to the OFF position. 2. Connect a vinyl tube to the rear left air bleeder. 3. Fully depress brake pedal 4 to 5 times. 4. With the brake pedal depressed, loosen the air bleeder to let the air out, and then tighten it immediately. 5. Repeat steps 3, 4 until no more air comes out. 6. Tighten the air bleeder to the specified torque. Refer to BR-25, "Components" ,BR-31, "Component" ,BR- 38, "Components" ,BR-44, "Components" . 7. In steps 2 to 6 below, with the master cylinder reservoir tank filled at least half way, bleed air from the front right, rear right, and front left tires, in that order. posted elsewhere by ZMANALEX

almost as bad as M350ZB and his pm sent posts

agree with others, needs to be flat, so the speed cameras can read ya plate

Club Sticker competition, win a free forum sticker follow this link http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19188[/b]

are they white or pale grey. Picture may be over exposed

callipers could do with a clean Good prices

jebus, a run of bad luck there Martin. Stick to the water, its seems cheaper for you

piccies of the Z when you get it

Expensive. Only pay £104 supplying my own oil in Manchester at Lockwood & Greenwoods and still come with a FREE courtesy car.

moved

could be up for this date depending

thank god, peace here for a week

check out the JDM Imports subforum bit. http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=37 Plenty of answers in there to your questions. The general opinion though at the moment is to buy a imported one that is already here with the conversions done as the Yen is strong against the pound at the moment.

Have a trawl through the JDM section on the forum. There is SVA info/questions in there that has been asked in the past http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic ... hlight=sva http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic ... hlight=sva use the search buttoin and type SVA and look in JDM Imports bit Also watch out for a SVA fee hidden in the T&C's of Bansai. Its been reported before.

No need to apologise Andrew, we are all devastated with what has happened to your dad and your family. You have more important things to worry about but thansk for the update. My only wish is that your dad pulls through and gets back to some normality.

ah yes, another good point. Doesn't come on the roadster

seen this kid on the telly. Amazing stuff

as said, its standard equipment on brand new cars. You should have it. Dealer has just missed it.