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lol 'fraid so. Lifting at the end of the straight is for laydeeeez. You should be going fast enough to make the person who always waves a black flag at me (must mean something) to run for cover behind the wall. That's foot to the floor in 4th at 110 reaching nearly 120 as you crest the hidden left at the end......... when you might consider some braking............ Mind you, the first time I went I came off on the left between the two chicanes trying to see if I could take it flat out like the instructors so don't listen to me. Nice vid and top looking Z though.............

I think you are oblverthinking this. + 10

This says it all.............. The sex may be wrong but I guess you get the sentiments. "I'm In Love With My Car" Words and music by Roger Taylor 1975 The machine of a dream Such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin And the hub caps all gleam When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When my hands on your grease gun Oh it's like a disease son Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl I'll have to forget her Rather buy me a new carburetor So she made tracks sayin "This is the end now" Cars don't talk back They're just four wheeled friends now When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When Im cruisin in overdrive Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Im in love with my car String back gloves in my automolove

This reminds me of the Tommy Cooper joke. Man goes to doctor and says "every time I lift my arm above my head it hurts", doctor says "don't do it". Stop taking your hands off the wheel for 3 seconds then!!!! Drive the car fast and skillfully and you'll need both hands on the wheel all the time and you'll forget this very VERY minor issue.

Just curious mate, when you wonder the inevitable questions about purpose of life, what do you come to the conclusion of? The problem religiousists have is that they can't grasp how unimportant the human race and earth is in the scheme of things. We are just a mass of carbon/water etc. atoms existing in the blink of an eye (in relative terms) In evolutionary terms our purpose is to reproduce and kill our enemies - like all life forms. When we die we (if lucky) rot and provide food for other life forms. If unlucky we die thrashing and screaming whilst we are devoured alive by our predators (like antelopes or seals for example) That's it. Full stop. Get over it.

Just bought 84,000 RRL shares. There's a "drink" for you when they reach 5p RRL up to 5.5p Mr Wrightster - up 30% today. PM me and the "drink" will be on its way.

Next one will be using 2 cams, one strapped to tow-hook and the other strapped under rear number-plate light. Engine and Blueflame exhaust mixed! Even better than AC/DC.

er.......no you haven't. You've been religious since an adult (usually your parents) indoctinated you in to their faith, haven't you? I doubt you are a Muslim and your parents RC or a Baptist and your parents Jewish? Am I wrong? Organised religion is indeed the opium of the masses and the cause of more death and misery for the last 2,000 years than any disease. And let's not get started on those RC priests and their fondness for young boys or the RC Church's tacit support for the killing of 6 million Jews by the Nazis. "Oh, we were whittling some crucifix and didn't notice" Evolution is of course a theory but one that is generally accepted as close to "truth" as any scientific theory. Indeed all theories are "true" until proven otherwise. The most striking "fact" about Christianity, (I assume the OP is a Christian) and a follower of the New Testament, is that the 27 books of the NT were written between AD 90 and AD 300, 90 to 300 years after JC's death (if he ever existed) It was written by a disparate group of individuals transcribing "events" relayed to them verbally. Think of Chinese whispers at a party X infinity and you'll see how "true" the accounts are. Yet 2,000 years later, a small % of the world's population "follow" these scribblings. There is great merit in loving your brother and caring for others but why anybody needs an organisation to tell them how to do this is beyond me.

That. I like. What's wrong with the wheels? Orange car + black wheels = Only mod(s) I would make is colour coded handles, hide the side-repeater inside the Z badge and move the number plate up 6 inches so it's above the grille.

Know your enemy. No speed cameras on that stretch but there are mobiles around.

mmmmmmm.......The video doesn't contain all the journey. You never know who's watching!!

Will be happening when I get my second card (got the second camera) and I'll mix the sound/vison for your delight!

Seeing as we are all buying these: viewtopic.php?f=9&t=35189 perhaps we could have a home for the videos. 30 minutes with Windows Movie Maker to speed things up and add a few transistions/effects is a lot of fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MdDZg-yR2U

Oh dear. This could end up being very addictive...................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MdDZg-yR2U "No stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down" Well, except for the whisky and heroin, eh Bon?

Robert Downey Jr?? Surely not Mr Husky? Mind you, I've heard he smells of Pal and pisses against trees so understandable.

showeth thou Ignore the whole pregnant thing, but she's Spanish so that's hot too. Hairy chihuahua methinks.

Or a garage with a dodgy friend.

PM'd re: decats (because I'm too embarrassed to ask in public what they are )

Slippery slope indeed! Just looking for some extra oomph really. Ordered a Motordyne spacer and will be heading to Abbey for a re-map. If you don't think it's worth it, what would give me some additional power for a few hundred quid seeing as I've already got a Cosworth filter and Blueflame exhaust? I would get Hi flow cats as if you get decats which will give you alot more power once remapped, you might not pass the sound restrictions at some tracks. Although I would see what your cars at now e.g if its at 92 then go for decats if its 96 then I would go for hi flow cats. Car measured at 86 at Castle Combe 10 days ago. What are decats? Does it mean that they won't pass an MOT and I'll have to do a swap every 12 months to get through?

SJ too pretty for my liking. Looks like she cries a lot and pouts. Bit like Halle Berry. And Angelina Jolie. Kirsten Dunst for the perfect imperfection.............. "Call the doctor - I think I'm gonna crash"

Slippery slope indeed! Just looking for some extra oomph really. Ordered a Motordyne spacer and will be heading to Abbey for a re-map. If you don't think it's worth it, what would give me some additional power for a few hundred quid seeing as I've already got a Cosworth filter and Blueflame exhaust?

I paid £8.5k for a good JDM last August with 51,000 miles. And for your information, it rocks. Keep looking.

Kinitex, Berks. Not really bothered. The only requirement is that they pass an MOT and don't set off the CEL light. Thanks.

My sister wants a word with you. Regards, Captain Sir John Klum

The Captain Exit Poll - called 5 hours before Sky/ITV/BBC and carried out in my lounge with a sample of 1 - gets it right!!!!!!!!!!! Suggest you guys get reading my Share Dealing Tip thread.