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What about a Z4M? Faster, better lookinng and sounding..0-60 in 4.8vs 5.5 in the Porker. 333bhp v. 260bhp What more do you want?

T-6 PIMM will be riding shotgun so hopefully he'll bring his beautiful Azure GT. Looking foirward to it.

Thank f**k for that. Now you can afford "the flames".

Did Pink Floyd mostly play to dead people then? When I saw them in the early '90s most of the audience appeared dead. Only gig I ever went to where I was told off (by some of the crowd) for smoking a joint and told to sit down by a security guard. Rock n' roll......................

I manage/co-manage a couple of estate agent shops. Bit late now but basically: 1 - You'll burn £50kish before you make a single penny if just residential sales so you'll need "quick win" additional income streams including lets, financial services,EPC and solicitor kick-backs etc. So look to start renting desks in your shop to an established letting agent with no shop and a FS advisor. £500 a desk each per month. They pay for their own costs etc. Make friend with local EPC suppliers and solicitors and see how much they'll give you for recommendations. 2 - Sell premium marketing "up front" so you've got income even if the house doesn't sell or you get sacked by the vendor. 3 - Don't bother with newspaper advertising. 4 - Pick your postcode area and knock on every door of every for sale board every week until they swap from their current agent to you. You need balls but it works. 5 - Visit every agent in your area and offer to do 60:40 sub-contracts on their old useless stock. Probably won't sell many but it's a good way of raising stock levels. 6 - Once you've got 30 houses on your books, book newspaper advertising 7 - Don't do cheap fees. You'll go bust. 8 - Work there yourself and employ one other experienced agent to manage it and a dolly-bird with big baps. Shag her. It'll be cheaper then paying her good commission. 9 - PM me if you want more gems. I'm a f**king legend. Good luck. Don't listen to the boo boys. I'll help as much as possible.

I'll get in with this before someone else does: 10 years old, TOTP, Thursday night October 1974: Enough of Slade, enough of The Osmonds, enough of The Wombles: Ran in to the kitchen shouting "Mum, there's a man on the telly singing........and he's got a sword!!" Slightly inaccurate (cut-off microphone stand) but this led me to 37 years of fan-dom. Take it away Fred:

+1 I've spent £1.5k (filter, plenum spacer, cats, exhaust, re-map) getting to 300bhp (260 at the hubs). Move the decimal point if you want to get to 350...............

Easy. Just imagine the easiest way to do it. So.......... 2 men. The guy you see has no lower half to his body. The "legs" is a man bent over with his upper half inside the table. When they put the body back together the "legs" is still a guy bent over with his head behind the other mans body/head and his arms probably round his torso. I thank you.......

Since you are clearly too lazy to look in the "guides" section of the forum, I did it for you. http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=23262 It was just a typo in your original post see.. you edited it and i can now see it was meant to say 'oven' Thanks Lexx.. will have a crack at that i think Crack? Are you sure............

Goodyear Eagle F1A.

Hang on guys, I'll go get a pen................. So gearbox, supercharger, zingy tyres and a new diff. mmmmmmmmmmm £8.5k....... .........how are those shares doing again..............? Arrive early Bag of carpet tacks at the entrance - fastest (only) car on the circuit I still prefer the Flintstones MOD I take it you changed your day OK??? Forecast was worse this morning. Day changed. T -16.

Hang on guys, I'll go get a pen................. So gearbox, supercharger, zingy tyres and a new diff. mmmmmmmmmmm £8.5k....... .........how are those shares doing again..............?

An SC, an LSD and a set of R888's would be a good start. Was thinking of Flintstones-style holes in floor so me and my passenger can give it large on the straight.

But surely this hindered a missing persons investigation when you would think it was that person deleting the messages???? I was correcting OPs allegation that they hacked a dead girl's phone. They hacked a mssing girl's phone. You are all missing the big story here. It's not about newspapers mis-behaving, it's the enormously powerful bodies (Government, police, secret services) sanctioning it and utilising it that (perhaps) needs revealing. Blaming Rebekkah Wade is exactly what these people want - and have probably planned.

She wasn't known to be dead when they hacked her phone and deleted the messages. The big story here (and in other hacking cases) is the compliance of the police and other authorites, not the disreputable behaviour of freelance journalists.

I believe ATTAK is in the queue too And I believe I'm behind ATTAK........sort of counter-attak.

Will do it in the morning. T-17 indeed. Maybe have some time to do some "fettling".....................

Castle combed say we can swap for 22nd for free any time today. Just call them. I'm doing it if you want to call and do similar.

Looks like rain Keyser. Can you postpone to the 22nd??

In my TOP 3 cars I saw at Goodwood on Saturday. Not designed for porky 47 year-olds but hey, I think it rocks.

Having driven the 2011 Enhanced GT-R, I can categorically say, "I didn't like it". Admired it, in awe of it, frightened by it, but didn't like it.

+1 I tried keeping a GTR behind me in a twisty A road and lost woefully despite trying hard. The zed and GTR are not on the same planet....period Too true. They were not CHASING the GT-R, it was just on the same road. The GT-R is up with a McLaren MP12 and Ferrari 458 - both £200,000+ super-cars when specced up to GT-R standards. The GT-R is insane but not enjoyable to drive.

This is better than last night's

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