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I would take the chunnel Seriously

G I L F Nuff said

Absolute quality !!!! I can't believe the dude with the tattoos, do you reckon his mate Dave actually advised him it would look good ????? Even if I was the tattoo artist i'd have to tell him that he will look a di*k

Yeah she's pretty fit I'd love to know what she's staring at.........

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Nice one mate, hope all goes well.... I know he's looked after it so it will be a good car. As said before tho - I prefer the Zed

Could you not have been abit more adventurous Husky ??? You can have two different pizza's you know You should have gone for Texas BBQ with Jalepenos instead of green peppers for the free one - Mmmm delish !!!

Stop being sensitive RT We know you wouldnt ......

For a second I thought I must have wrote this thread As for: Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection I wish we could, its costing me a fortune re-buying the same thing in different formats !!!!

This is what I call a scooby snack !!!!! Also.... What you two on about get a room, or at least invite us too

My mate had one, he ended up hating it though. He was using it as an every day car and I just don't think the VX220 is any good for that. For the weekend and on the track they awesome but commuting to work every day is a bad idea I can't get out the bloody things otherwise i'd have had it myself

Yup spot on. It first came around in the west end of glasgow... small van called scoobie parked outside the glasgow uni student union thus...... the scoobie snack.... BM you forgot cheese, blackpudding, onions and haggis MMmmm - I love all this, especially black pudding Only thing I don't like when it comes to fry ups is mushrooms mushrooms !!!!!

Sounds yummy..... Im sooo hungry !!!!!

Gotta be better than an R32 poo Look at the Audi, I have a friend with an R32 and one with a 3.2 s-line the audi is def my fav R32 is loads nice IMO Austin, spoke to Gaz this morning, he says he will ring you... He does go to Dubai on Thursday for a holiday though, just thought i'd let ya know

How well does the mango and chutney compliment the cheese and bacon just out of interest ??

I know mate! If I was in any doubt of your morals I wouldn't have posted it! don't worry, i wasn't offended, its part of the job i suppose. my mates down the pub nick named me mr tummnus (or tummnus for short) after the goat thing in narnia. i think the link to it was my surname is thompson, apparently to them sounds like tumnus. he had goat legs, i'm apparently incredibly hairy. and he drugged small girls and took them back to his house. and i'm a teacher. i never get some people sometimes, i think they did it because i kept beating them at pool. I think they did because its funny as f*ck Whats even funnier is the fact your telling us all

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thanks stan I guess a can of wd40 and a handful of grease is not the correct approach then

Not Pizza my cholesterol endangered friend....just like two slices of bread, then something like a packet of Monster Munch inbetween, used to do that as a kid alot... Yeah man ! Crisp sandwiches are still happenin !!! I've grown up since then and have pot noodle sandwiches ' brown bread' and king prawn fried rice sandwiches, might sound weird to some but try it, you will love it !!!

Welcome to the forum Pics please

Doing my head in Had my car serviced last week, it was making a funny noise like a helicopter in the distance, so while they were servicing I asked if they could see if they could find it... No joy... pinpointed where the noise was coming from next to engine 'left hand side', he said it could be a gasket or something but dont worry about it till it gets louder... ok great, tbh its not that noisy at all but i am conscious of it.. secondly I told them about the suspension creaking 'drivers side rear' when I go round a corner 'eeek eeek' again does my head in but told everything fine..... Any recommendations ??? Lubricate it I assume but not sure what to use !!!!! Thirdly, drove it today and the belt at the front of the engine is squeeking like a rare tropical bird 'tweet tweet', is there anything I could put on this... ??? I'll be honest mechanics is not my bag, so if it doesnt sound technical then bare with me.... I will prob take it back to the garage unless I can sort the last two things out myself - and NO im not going mental and hearing things !!!!! Thanks in advance

Ha ha - one of my mates does that too

Wecome buddy

Obviously on my own here but I liked the look of the first one Welcome to the forum buddy