Tarmac@TarmacSportz

Your a car

What ya trying to say Just cos im a tarmac laying, gold wearing gypsy does not mean im a thieving shoddy worker..... I knew you were on holiday for a week, theres nothing missing is there

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I was waiting for someone to pick on the state of the floor......... Not advertising my skills well am I

Im getting MOOBS Thats not a bad thing is it ???? Least I can entertain myself when the missus is out ???? Im gonna take a mangina piccy with my moobs out and use that as my avator then there will be no need for asumptions

Ive eaten them RT what are moobs ???? cute kids

Ha ha.... your not that good looking buddy

You wanna bet.... This is my new facebook profile pic..... I told you ive put weight on

Thought I might get a bite with that cast

Ive just set up a boxing gym in my garage this weekend. Ive been doing bag work every day to get rid of the excess lard !!! Can't believe how much crap ive eaten in 8 weeks.... I never realised food tasted sooo good

Is it just me Or when you look at other peoples avators do you immediately assume thats what they look like ?? Yeah I do look like mine... especially since I quit smoking, im turning in to a right Homer !!!

Ummm taxi..................... dermist !!!!! That will not go down well im afraid Me time with the doggy sounds good tho, rumour has it babies don't do much for the first two years anyway

Well I was hoping at the go karting but thats all gone a bit quiet

Mmmm doughnuts !!!!!!!!! I confirmed on page 1 !!!! Whats happened to the rest of these muppets

Is this off then ?????

Any joy on the video

Jees.... why didnt you say Couple more here b4 my latest mods but thats it im afraid

I have no idea why a 'ed the M3..... What I meant to say was the X3 ..... I actually want an M3 doh !!!!

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Cheers guys Good to see your back Husky... Hope you had a good trip bud

Not my taste either

You pussies and your Nos Nitrous or whatever !!!! If you want a 10 second car... this is the mod for you bro's !!!!

Frickin tell me about it !!!! How did you talk her out of it Mr T To be fair I am starting to want one myself now stop it Tarmac Well, not wanting to open old wounds, just remind your missus that when you have a dog, it's very likely your Zed is gonna get stolen. Take dog for walk in Zed = Zed gets stolen... No dog = no stealing of Zed Yeah Didn't someone on here get their car stolen while walking a dog !!! ?? But Bullet, this will give her more ammunition (no pun intended bullet) to make me get rid of the Zed... She wants me to get an M3 I hate my life

Thats just wrong..... anyway I told you the stupid missus wouldnt let me stay over..... I dont see the problem with sleeping with a couple of lads you have never met in another city you have never been too..... she wasnt so keen though AFFAIR with a dog and a biscuit, that sounds like something off of Jerry Springer !!!!

Ive never ever seen or heard another 350z close up so I can't comment.... Gods honest truth that is !!!! I'd like a K2 or nismo but a grand or more is a lot of dollar