Right then......
Whats been happening here !!!
Firstly..... Mrs Tarmac is an illegal immigrant and doesnt speak or read any english, thats why she can't come on here so forget about it, she's a bit like the bird off Alan Partridge only not as westernised, I keep her in the caravan !!!!!
Secondly.... If she could read or write (which she can't) then you should be ashamed with yourselves wanting to get me in trouble with her
Thirdly.... im in a bad mood cos I can't watch the footy and I curbed one of my alloys at mcdonalds drive thru this morning (of all the frickin places can you believe it) !!
Right think ive made my point... im going for a sulk now
Just out of interest do you reckon Tarmac Testie earrings would do well on Ebay??