Tarmac@TarmacSportz

Dont worry dude this is the first forum ive ever been on, and ive not felt the need to go anywhere else I bought a 'Blade' touch up paint tube off ebay for about a fiver. It does the job for a few very minor bits I needed to touch up.. Welcome to the madhouse by the way buddy

that's just too healthy! i quite fancy fish and chips tonight, theres a place nearby that does good ones with really crispy batter and good chips or mart's chinese the other night sounded very tempting ...oh dear...forgot i was supposed to be cooking!! I love Chinese food mmmmm Prawn toast Crispy shredded chilli beef King prawn fried rice Vermicelli singapore spice chow mein Chicken balls n sweet n sour curry sauce chips Prawn crackers Washed down with a banana fritter and syrup... Yup !! I know what im having for tea tonight Just got to think what Mrs Tarmac is gonna have

Is that a popular costume down South ???

Oh f**k no! I'm sure I'm mild compared to others too! No chance..... The G/F may see it!.... Thats what worries me, I keep telling her all these things im doing to the car are really cheap, im trying to think of what to tell her when I get a new exhaust... "its just an insert you put in the end of the exhaust to make it louder babe - £10 from Halfords" If you ever read this babe, I love you loads... you can have the house and I will go back to my Mams with the car xx

Kobi - that is awesome I have to say... Unfortunately as always ive left it till last minute and gone for a mask, will defo do this next year though... What do you lot think of this ????

Think I would leave them plain tbh, Might look daft if you start putting other part names ie nismo. Can't you put a rota decal on them ?

Thanks mate.

I don't want to worry you Vik but for me to cook for missus Tarmac two days on the trot then I would have had to have done something pretty bad

Didn't you catch them ? I would have beaten the living crap out of them if I caught them

I hate it when they come to my house, I worry that if I hide that they might mess with my car or something Do what I'm doin and go to a party at someone elses house

I had my first snog and first feel of breasts in rollerworld derby - jenny langdale was her name, oh the memories Happy bday by the way.

Well who needs Gobbook when we have the forum and can provide live updates on our suppers! Tarmac whats on the cooking cards tonight then? Mrs Tarmac just rang me - its PASTA !!!

Swadlincote.. Or to the locals.. Swad.. Oh well, someone has to live there I suppose.. Least they have got a dry ski slope

Cheers Husky

Maybe Ive just noticed ive broke 1000 posts today and I didnt do it in style... gutted

Where abouts in S Derbyshire?? Im in Oakwood

Mrs Tarmac is Italian so we eat loads of pasta, lasagne etc I think baby Tarmac will be having an Italian name

I didnt want to put retarded karate over fear of political correctness. However 'retarded' is just another word for 'slow'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4UfQAw-GWo I don't bench press them over fear I may drop Lose the salad and this is my kinda burger

Done - good luck to him

Some of you may be aware ive put up a punch bag in my garage in the hope to lose some weight. Ive quit smoking and piled on a few pounds and look quite similar to my Avator at the mo. Well one of the lads at work got everyone to crowd round his monitor and shouted out this is Chris in his new garage. I sacked him ... no not really, I actually PMSL as I thought it was hilarious. Its quite old so some of you have prolly seen it before but its funny

You are a mad man Jerry

Oh yeah i did Then buy buy buy