Tarmac@TarmacSportz

He is such a big girl He got a good boot in the chest, thats not going to give you a seizure. I thought Sherriff John Burnell has tazer-ed his ass !!! Did you see the Chelsea fan brushing his teeth - ha ha Funny as Feck

Husky can lick his own balls so doesn't really have any need for a bird. I think most lads would give up the gf to be able to do that. Lick balls and take a dump with the bathroom door open.. Ahhh good times

ha ha, pmsl. ! That's class bud. Taking a dump with the bathroom door open is something I miss. I have to shut the door otherwise Mrs T has a fit, I showed her the pic of the wheel in the bath, she thought it was funny too but wasn't keen when I asked if I could do it.

Not sure Tarmac will want an @nal treat down that end of town its just the name m8...dont scare him off....lots of birds there..and its hunting season...then again if there is a mrs tarmac around i d better shut up!!! Isnt it ok if we are in different postal code areas Chill sprinkles, thats a joke..... Yeah Greekman there is a Mrs Tarmac and she is currently carrying Bambino Tarmac so im on good behaviour Cheers dude. Oh congrats dude!!!! the stick to the hotel's bar....

me neither such a ney sayer, alas your bussiness plan is incomplete we shall never enjoy the mixed delights! god i fancy some pizza now, ive already eaten, am full, but still drool Another failure for the list Oh well, back to the drawing board

Not sure Tarmac will want an @nal treat down that end of town its just the name m8...dont scare him off....lots of birds there..and its hunting season...then again if there is a mrs tarmac around i d better shut up!!! Isnt it ok if we are in different postal code areas Chill sprinkles, thats a joke..... Yeah Greekman there is a Mrs Tarmac and she is currently carrying Bambino Tarmac so im on good behaviour

That is a genius idea Just add Krispy Kremes as desert & your done +1 DO it!!!!!!!!!!!! Might struggle with the krispy cremes as there isn't one in Derby, I don't even know where the nearest one is so your fries and burger will be stone cold when I get there dont be so lazy!!!! buy a heater for my fries! Its not feasible, it would cost me too much in petrol, can't you just have an Aero Mcflurry ??? Is Krispy cremes nice then ? I'd never heard of it until I joined here

Well, they wont know if they fit the bill now since you removed your original post. I bet they're all loggin on right now looking for carbon love! Pmsl

Mate.......every kebab house is decent when your pi$$ed Mmmm, you do have a point, however The Kebab House on the Wardwick in Derby puts way too much Salad on and their kebab meat isnt to what I would call 'Tarmac's standard' and don't even get me started on their Chips

I just ordered the Missus a new corner sofa but she says she wasnt keen on the scatter cushions I feel an injury coming on Cheers for the warning Martin

Hey Peeps Im off to see the UFC next Saturday night at the M.E.N. Arena .. can't wait Never had the pleasure of going to Manchester on a 'night out' before but should be plenty of time for beers after and I will be on a mission to get We are staying in the Ramada Manchester Piccadilly which I think is pretty near the centre. Has anyone got any good suggestions of where to go for some classy'ish type bars ??? Thanks in advance Oh.... almost forgot, if anyone can recommend a decent Kebab house too that would be most useful too

Thought this might make it simpler on a seperate thread - 1. Tarmac - GEZZA_DERBY 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Mine does it... Distance To Empty Make sure you keep the car topped up with petrol and it wont happen - job done

Stunning Zed.... all are

GEZZA_DERBY Thats my PS3 Gamer tag

Coops, are you smuggling something in your pants ?

Waiting with bated breath - C'mon Husky..... I missed these bad boys too !!!!

That is a genius idea Just add Krispy Kremes as desert & your done +1 DO it!!!!!!!!!!!! Might struggle with the krispy cremes as there isn't one in Derby, I don't even know where the nearest one is so your fries and burger will be stone cold when I get there

Wow There's a lot of people that stayed up extra late last night to take the pi$$ out of you, I hope you appreciate that coops

Yup...... But I'm glad you didn't There doesn't seem to be much female action going on on this thread, have u had any offers yet ? I seriously reckon you should get some sexy pics up, it will definately get the ladies !!

Ha ha, at least you have the balls to ask buddy Fair frickin play

I know !!! despite the pi$$take Sometimes I think I'm a genius but all my best ideas have never come into fruition this far, - automatic rabbit feeder - wheelie bin crusher - pedometer trainers - fish waterslide I guess this is another idea no one appreciates !! You will be sorry when I make millions with my fast food chains delivery service though !! Mix and match to suit yourself Burger king fries, zinga tower burger & a mc d's milkshake ! That's Tarmac take away.com.

I don't know why I bother

What happened to it being £55 ??? I paid £44.99 from Play (PS3) My mate pre-ordered from Toys'r'us for £39.99 (ps3)