Tarmac@TarmacSportz

Oh dear, wondered where you had gone, I remember you saying you were pi**ed off and going on holiday then we never heard anything from you after that. Thought you had emigrated !! Least you can catch up with 7 weeks of posts LOL

did you do any damage to yourself ???

Thats more random than me selling diet products Vik I bet people that have not opened this thread up think I must be doing really well with my product How do you become a trader on here, I will clean up man

Oi , stop putting off my potential customers.... If they want to starve themselves to death then thats up to them What is this animal stuff all about you bunch of freaks !!!!!!!!!!!

It is a controversial diet but proven safe at Cambridge University, its drastic but no worse than Atkins. Unless your talking about my diet where you chop off a body part to lose weight..... That is dangerous !!! Definately consult a doctor before doing that Why is there a horse on your Avatar - I liked the car not Mr Ed

Funny you should say that, im having a flea bay night..... Entered it all on but then after I submitted I was told I can't sell them on there, hence this thread.... doh Stewie, if you want them I will even chuck in a shake flask

It aint gonna happen is it Selling diet supplements on a car forum WTF

What a numpty.... well funny

Hi All Very random for sale thread I know but thought it might be worth a try, males, will know if their partner is on it. Mrs Tarmac has these in the cupboard but can't take them as preggers and won't be able to for some time.... There are 44 shakes in total 17 Strawberry 10 Banana 14 Vanilla 3 Butterscotch Exp date Sept 2010 Im looking for £30 delivered for the lot..... Its a great deal as I just want them out the way Obviously with all dietry plans you should consult your doctor first Any 'serious' enquiries welcome, I will be completely confidential if you pm me as it can be a sensitive subject Oh, Nixy, Husky, Vik, RT...... and anyone else thats likely to ask why im not having them.... " I would rather chop off one of my body parts to lose weight than go on this diet "

i will put it on my love download films request. if its good i will DVD it pmsl bad doggy HUSKY .... Dam you and your PESKY TINY writing again !!! It arrived on Blue Ray today....

I live 2 mins from the Aston Garage in Derby. Enviously I drive past it every day... I still love them, just a shame about the build quality Good effort with the Porsche..... I fancy a Cayman S next (poor mans 911)

LMAO

I agree, I couldnt imagine anything worse than using a mouse and keyboard... My shooting skills would be even crapper than they are now.... Ive always used the Playstation controller so I guess its what your used too

Excellent Good old boys at Royal Mail

This is just too beautiful not to share. Dear God, Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on dad's computer. Amen

ive not yet but then that prob because i live next to people with big mercs, astons, jags, rangerovers, bmw's etc so in some senses im bottom of the pile *sniff* Dont ever say your bottom of the pile Brother !!!! Your I get comments all the time... no bullcrap, it takes me 4 hours to wash my car cos I get chatting to neighbours,passers by and fit birds !!

Gross Looks like a toaster on wheels, why oh why oh why.

Happy bday Mitz See you next weekend.

Ross Kemp got that. Did you see him when he was there ? I really liked the tv series and I read the book, Im very proud of our armed forces and take a lot of interest in any programmes about them and support them 100%. i've got a couple of mates in Iraq now and they said they thought Ross Kemp was a bit of a **** cos of that sas programme, shame as I like the bloke and thought he showed what a great job our troops do out there.

+1 , although im at work so not as poorly as you, just got the sniffles at the moment.... I reckon im going to kill it with a super strength curry and some hot whisky later

Me either, but thats a bloody good thing when you are a contractor as a day off sick is a day without pay Ahh, thats where im going wrong , im employed by a large company - doh Thats also why I don't use the toilet on my lunch break..... I like to know im being paid while im taking a number two Next year one shall go self employed in the knowledge this will cure ones ailments Cheers

Yeah but no one listens to what you say so that doesnt really count for much I'm not the one in a chav chariot

Yeah but no one listens to what you say so that doesnt really count for much

The dude that posted picks of the the iberhousen (or what ever its called) has not been back on here since because of all the 's he got We were obviously not being very British that day

Just trying to lighten things up a bit, no offence bud In all seriousness, I guess if it really bothers you that much then sell up and get something that you deem less Chavvy.