Tarmac@TarmacSportz

This is fantastic Who is it ? I know its the dude from Hot rod but I didnt know he was a singer. PMSL at that film

Sarnie Can't believe you were calling me a Gay a few months back when you have got Pink stationary. I saw this and thought of you !!

The scales are for one of my business' Pu Pu Pu Pu Puffing da Herb !!!!!!

Nice desk RT, Lovely pic of you and the missus. I think I will put a piccy up of the family this year Husky im slightly concerned that your work mates 'even tho they are engineers' would want to take your pics to the toilet with them. Is there something your not telling us about these personal pics ??? I wasnt happy with my first Pic.... this gives a fuller pic of my life at work

Yeh man When I didnt have locking wheel nuts on my Nismo's I had constant nightmares. Missus thought I was nuts as most nights I would shoot out the bed and jump to the bedroom window scowelling for movement near my car P A R A N O I D

No, im a bit in the air with the Wales thing at the mo, Im not sure whether the baby will be old enough to be left at home for the weekend by then, im pretty sure they have to be at least two or something before you can leave them unsupervised but I will double check. As she is breast feeding I think both of them need to be together and as they wont both fit in the Zed it will prolly mean I will have to come on my own.... There lies the problem .... the missus is not too keen on me staying away from home with some people ive met on the internet. She thinks that you might all be nutters that want to bum rape me, steal my zed and leave me in the middle of nowhere with just my Timberlands on !!!! or , she will think I am having an affair, obviously neither is gonna happen. I might just have to drive up for the day... really not sure yet.... Ive just managed to get away with going on a stag doo in the Costa del sol end of April so I can't push it to much at the mo. What a predicament

The only good thing about my mundane desk is the 350z forum !!! Im still using my Toyota Supra mouse matt, which is out of shot, my desk calendar is last years The camera is broken Work Sucks I want a desk like yours

Nope young Padewan, I think you are getting confused with Hot curry and Doggy style. nah, with hot curry and doggy style im sure your thinking about the wrong hole There is no wrong hole, they are both fun to use in an appropriate responsible way as long as you have consent.

Nope young Padewan, I think you are getting confused with Hot curry and Doggy style.

Do you know what, I think I agree with you. I think its daft planning a big night out somewhere. I did actually agree with the missus when she said its a pissss take. I dont actually want to go any where far, I just wasnt sure what everyone elses thoughts were. Im going out for a few hours this saturday for my mates bday at a local real ale boozer, im gonna have 3 or 4 pints of stella and a celebratory cigar and then im gonna come home and see my family and that can be the head wetting Then next weekend its town, casino then strip club Muha ha ha ha ( Just kidding about the last bit )

That was Loco

I still enjoy getting shot by 12 year old kids that live on the PS3, But I gotta say I think I prefer World at War. I love being a sniper and driving tanks on that game.

Me and Mrs T have been having a discussion as to whats an acceptable way of wetting the baby's head. ie ' Going for a drink to celebrate birth of bambino Tarmac'. She is pretty easy going but she does think its a bit of a pi$$ take for blokes to wet the babies head. Especially as some of my mates have said to go to Newcastle for a night out, I live in Derby. What do you lot think is an acceptable way of celebrating without taking the pi$$ too much ? PS I already tried Vegas but she's seen 'The Hangover' so that was a categoric NO !!!

Im with you, I love the old yank motors !!! bet that thing flies with that in it I would get one but it would screw me up at the Mc'ds drive thru

That is Awesome ! I thought he was just a moto cross rider.... what a nut job - nice find bud

Jees... Glad he's ok, that could have been well nasty...

Well.... what can I say..... The Scots have to beat us English at something.... It might as well be drinkin Vodka as it aint going to be Football

Ha ha That thing is huge !!!!!! .... I have a bit of a habit when it comes to saying things are bigger than they actually are though

Wahoo This is my sort of topic My fave is Texas BBQ with Jalopena peppers from Dominoes mmm

31 had mine for a year and a half And I love it

That's awesome ha ha.

happy new year everyone from the hospital bedside ! Lots of love mr & mrs & bambino Tarmac

I should not have watched the Sunami programme That was a bad move.

Ha ha , can you handle 20 pints and a kebab ? If so then yes

Awesome im starving... Just got back home to an empty house, feels weird, im at home on my own watching a Sunami programme on Channel 4 +1 and my missus n baby are 10 miles away in a hospital... strange !!!! I fancy a pizza and a few bevvies