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I took one out for a test drive, very nice motor

Porn ? What do you take me for

Us men are always getting criticised for being crap at cleaning round the house on all that shite... well since I woke up this morning ive done some boxing training ive cleaned the whole house top to bottom, vacumned, cleaned the kitchen and cleaned out the rabbit hutch... Yes im quite pleased with me sen Anyway all this cleaning has rubbed off on the missus as for the first time in about 6 months she wants to clean out the inside of her car..... fair enough... im looking after the baby watching 'best ever hidden camera show' and on me lappy... so happy days babe I have got an anal amount of cleaning products in the garage so I thought she would be helping herself to microfibre cloths etc etc..... I decide to check on her and give her a bit of encouragement, the daft bint is only out there with a bin bag, a tea cloth and some dettol multi purpose spray.... I didn't want to upset her so I just walked off pi$$ing myself

Your prolly right.... I definately wouldnt have tackled the Spider

Im loving this track too

You lasses would be lost without us men Glad your sorted now chuck.... temperature seems to be dropping again Got to clean the zed now brrrrrrrrr

Mr Oizo as in Flat Eric advert... that was a good track about 10 years ago, didnt know he was still going tbh

Thats the one I knew it was something like that ...... think they have only done the one album.... Ordered Justice album off Play.com...

Nice Zed bud

Nice one Stan She looks well cute.... more hair than me Glad alls well - congrats to both of you

I think it looks really aggressive If it wasnt so similar to the R35 front end I would prolly have it........ but You just know your mates would rib if you bought it

Why Nottingham ??? I live in Derby and go to Notts quite often but didnt think it was renowned for Stag doos.. Hooters is ok but its not a patch on Leeds or Newcastle.. You have to go abroad as its the best excuse for a lads holiday, it won't happen when your married

Might do... I only live 10 mins away A few mates went last year and said it was awesome

Its a bit of fun dude

Things got ya down? Well then, consider these...In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 A.M. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 A.M. all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still having a bad day??? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day??? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Are ya OK now? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?!? STILL having a Bad Day??? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! There now, feeling better?

This one ? Its in Derby too Thats where I live and ive never seen one before http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1149757.htm

i think what husky is saying is that i've got first refusal, but husky and tarmac what 2nd and 3rd refusal and if your up for it nixy and vik will do you with a cactus Im bumming Markie .... give me a break... im gonna be all bummed out, fake indian can take my place

+1 The rear end is still one of the best looking around though

Just ordered one of these viewtopic.php?f=21&t=31923&p=470116&hilit=family+car#p470116

Playawayweekends Chilli sauce Red Seven leisure These are all good, they organise it for you so no hassle.... I definatley recommend the Trabant rally in Budapest.... there were approx 25 of us in 15 cars (shared driving). All hung over driving these crappy cars and crashing into each other on main roads... no health and safety what so ever and they constantly broke down - it was hilarious

Im the king of Stag Doo's My top 3 are Krakow - Poland Go karting, Shooting, amazing strip clubs and cheap beers Budapest - Hungary Trabant Rally, Shooting, amazing strip clubs and cheap beers Magaluf - Spain Nice weather, beers, amazing strip clubs

For once I agree.... That shite is taking geekness to a whole new level..... ggghhheyy