Tarmac@TarmacSportz

My mum used to love Secrets ..... Im more of a savoury guy... When I was younger all I would eat was cheese and picalilli sandwiches PERIOD !!! My Mum ended up taking me to the doctors after a few years due to the fact I had started turning yellow true story I tell ya ...

Got a lot to answer for that car !!!! Bloody Lexus lights are the biggest chav upgrade ever

Ive always been a big fan of motor bikes ....... However..... I was in Thailand a few years back and I got talking to a dude in a wheel chair, he had no arms, just stumps... The guy was an ex pat, his mistake was riding around on a big powerful bike in just a tshirt and shorts, one particular day a taxi pulled out on him on a main road while he was doing around 70/80, he didnt stand a chance..... instinctively stook his hands out in front of him and slid, he said he sore his hands and arms literally grind down to the bone to his elbow, apparently the road had what looked like chalk lines on it but that was the bones in his arms leaving a track on the tarmac. :Note: I am not a serious person (those who have met me know that), I rarely post serious things...... I woudnt preach to anyone but this experience made me think twice about bikes. Other road users don't see bikes so take extra special care and don't scrimp on safety wear, get the best gear you can afford as it might save your life or stop you from living the rest of your life like that guy I met. Take care guys

Come out and play Sarnie...... we are missing you

He's probably bought a 370z

Going to the Eagle Centre in Derby and playing with fun snaps, letting off stink bombs and spraying instant smelly shi^ was how I spent most of my weekends as a kid , Quality !!!!

Berk ! You could have thought of a more insulting name than that

welcome that button puts my JDM fog lights on

I didnt know you had Si's zed mate?! Yup, Cookie got his Zed and I got his wheels !!!! Vultures

oh my

If you had said a nice cuppa and a Stir Loin steak I might have been interested On a serious note I can vouch that it has literally been used for two days I would have had it myself but got to much outgoings at the mo, it is a real bargain though

HOLY SHMOLY

25 posts though

Wheres this Dark side then Nixy

Your BFF Biscuit was there straight away for you ahhh

You must have really treated her bad then

Ha ha You only got 8 replies Ian .... Husky gave me grief for being a loaner and I got 15

Yeah it was pretty poor tbh, think I scared everyone off with a technical question plus im not a bird... Ive noticed vultures on here when a bird posts her welcome she gets about 300 replies

It made me laugh lots !!! Can you remember your first ever post and why ???? It made me chuckle seeing my first post today viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25345&hilit=baby+seats Since then ive had a baby girl called Carmella , still not got a baby seat and I bought Nismo alloys instead of the crappy flea bay ones... Oh and changed my name to Tarmac

I think Sunset350z's response on car seats was the best.... its a £150 though... I told the missus the other day that I wouldnt be able to take the baby out till she was 9 months old - didnt go down to well Let me know if you find any solutions

Wow this takes me back to my first ever post see topic below viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25345&hilit=baby+seats How naive I was back then..... Cruise alloys off ebay

2 really bad experiences ive had in cars... First was some milk spilt on the back seat of one of my cars Sour milk STiiiinks Second, the missus kept saying there was a funny smell in her car, I didnt go in it much so left her too it until one day I got in it and nearly threw up Daft bint went shopping and some 'Sainsburys basic range' pork shoulder had slipped out of the shopping bag and under the passenger chair.... it had been there a good week in the summer as well..... yuck, smelt like rotting flesh Women !!