Tarmac@TarmacSportz

No word of a lie..... one of the drivers who used to come into where I used to work told me that sometimes on a boring motorway drive he would knock one off.... Not in a lay by, literally whilst driving He was a sick puppy that one , laybys only for me

Shame to sell it just when you have got it to that standard... GLWTS

great vid 4MINS 35secs is the best bit when you spin out

Looks like a wood wasp to me, I used to work in a timber yard and saw them all the time. I put one in one of my colleagues pack lunch apple, dug it in a treat so it looked like it had burrowed itself in. Classic

I used to work with a bloke that aswell as always doing the "work s**t" (being paid to take a No2) he would go for a "work .... you get the idea Im sure he felt some sort of reward for having a tug whilst being paid As for the number two's, No one at work goes in the bog at lunch time, I dont get it

My two favourite things, Footbally and fit birds Im soooo horny right now

Thought you were thinking of selling Dan ?

I have the same affliction Its not that your sexy like me its because the birds mistake you for John Barnes, they want to hear you do the World In Motion Rap while caressing their naked bodies

Had a couple of problems due to the cooling panel but apart from that mines 7 years old and doing fine

Im not interested in the car mods but how do you go about becoming a single man.... My problem is im too damn sexy to stay single for a good length of time, its really annoying

I know!! I still cant believe i finally got them! So happy to have them on! I'll be up in the Derby area next week for a few days if you fancy checking them out then!? May only be free in the mornings tho? Yeah mate Drop me a message when your up

You got them then I remember when you first had the idea about 10 months ago 'guess you were busy eating rat brains and playing footy in the rain forest' Look really Chris Might be tempted to come up to Zedfest now and see them in the flesh

I like them

Sounds and looks Do it

but a tent form Argos - £15 - simples! I might buy a tent from Argos for £15

Just read through all 7 pages of this.... Did my homework on the Band and started rocking out over a you tube vid and then I got to page 6 where they cancelled It looks like it will be a good turn out and good event... Im at Japfest 2 the week before and I dont have a tent so will probably have to give it a miss unless I orchestrate a big arguement with the Missus and sleep rough for a few days... mmmm

Were they handing out free alcohol and hallucinogens........? No but I had just boshed a few tabs of LSD before I flew there

I went to the launch of the Panamera at Porsche Notts and I quite liked it

Thats crazy... I can't really tell that much difference but im not a techy nerd

She got one on Monday Believe it or not she likes her old 3G better because of the shape She is probably going to sell it, I just looked on eBay and found this at £900 !!!!!! Is this really what they are going for ???? CRAZY http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/IPHONE-4G-16GB-BL ... 3a5ca4bf6a

I have a set that are in my shed, could prob do with a refurb tbh. £100 if your interested, they have tyres with 2mm ish of tread. Midlands area... PM me if interested

I suck more, it's my first Jap show , 'period' !!!

Never heard it called that before but it sounds fun

Anyone else coming ????? Its gonna be an ace day out