Tarmac@TarmacSportz

Or we could join forces and start a British squad ! We might strengthen our squad by two . Seriously, dunno what the fuss is about our media. Yes we get hyped up and carried away and constantly refer back to our finest day in 66, but at least we have belief and hope. It must be really hard being as miserable, negative and uninspired as some of you lot. Roll on 2018 - Engerlund and Vodka ka ka ka

I guess it's another mobile phone then

Hi All I have an Iphone which I put my work sim card in but I can only connect to the internet and my emails etc when im connected to a broadband device so I dont get any 3g charges to the work SIM. Before I go out and by a 2nd phone does anyone know of any other sort of device that can tell me when I recieve an email ? Ive seen things like pop peeper that texts you but you have to sign up and pay through your phone bill which I can't do as (as mentioned) its a work sim card. Im pretty sure I will have to get another phone but if anyone has any other ideas im all ears Cheers

What wheels are they ??

Ohhh no bud that's terrible man, feel for u bad times

2 posts up Squish your head too

Mate, these lyrics you come up with should be in Hallmark

Touché And when referring to a jaguar at topgear it's a Jaaaaaaaaggg

I want to squish his garlic puss filled head - I'm doing it with my fingers while napolean is on tv now, squish squish little dirty French man, squish on your head !!

Work van ftw

I thought you had become a tyre trader for a minute there Vik

Theres a whole new world in the Green room Ricey...

Me and Ian are founder members of the 350z retard club. He's the Welsh retard and I'm the English/Irish gypsey contingent

Can't believe I didn't get a mention

Ha ha, that ntl letter is class

Thanks Vik, knew I could count on you.. I have since been informed that the sausage is one of those rubber ones like you get in the tin so even if I had got a sausage I'd have been dissapointed

This is shocking news

Food is very precious to me

This will end up in the green room but it just goes to show you complaining does get you somewhere - no matter how ridiculous My email To whom it may concern I regularly buy from you (Greggs bakery) as I work very near to a shop and enjoy your freshly baked products. However, I have got a slight complaint..... It may seem petty but with all the snow and cold weather I thought i'd treat myself to something warm for breakfast this morning. I decided to order a sausage and bean pastie , never had one before but I thought it sounded nice. Ive got to say I was really dissapointed, there was not one single sausage in there and only a really tiny amount of beans. As daft as it might sound it felt like a real let down, especially after I was looking forward to something tasty so much, I wanted to let someone know so other people don't get let down in the future. Apart from this one issue ive never been dissapointed before Kind regards Mr ******* The Reply Dear Mr *******, I’m sorry to hear you felt the Sausage & Bean Melt you purchased did not meet the high standards of quality food we produce. All our food is made and baked fresh everyday throughout our Bakeries and shops and I’d like to reassure you that we have procedures and quality control checks in place, to ensure that our food on sale is of the highest quality. I’ve passed your complaint onto our Technical Team at our Bakery, to speak with all operatives about remaining extra vigilant during all stages of production and ensure they are quality checking our food before sending it out to our shops for sale. I hope you’ll accept our sincere apologies Mr ******, for any disappointment caused with your purchase and as a gesture of goodwill, I'll send you a voucher, so that you can have another savoury on us. I hope that you will continue your custom with Greggs. Remember to quote your call reference number: ******** in any correspondence, as this will assist us in providing you with a quick response. Kind Regards Mrs ****** ***** Customer Care Team I really wasnt that bothered but hey ho I will have another pastie tomorrow Anyone else got any complaint stories

and for this reason alone, our Z hasn't moved off the drive since monday's fiasco with the hill! Mine wont either - ive been on the hunt for a shed since monday

I had to abandon mine last night at the bottom of a hill, I had people pushing, sat in the boot and throwing grit around it but after 40 mins of struggling and crabbing sideways I gave up and walked home... Zeds are no good in the snow IMO

Those pics are quality I can't get ones that good on my poxy 3g - yours must be a 4g

I think i'd rather have Lexx's V8 than this tbh

+1 RIP FRANK DREBBIN Legend