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jacr87

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  1. Bet it will pass quickly. Not meaning to rub it in but the snow has all melted and the sun is out.
  2. Think You guys are getting what we had this morning?
  3. Just get a blunt heavy object and dent the A pillars.
  4. Should be up next monday Boarding, cannot wait.
  5. is there any good games out recently for ps3 apart from Army of two 40th day? Prefably shooters non sci fi
  6. Here was me thinking I could get my car wash cleaned poilished at the end of this week. Bit instead it has to bloody snow again. grrrrrrrrrrrrr Anyone down the road getting snow?
  7. Have you put youre lights on and pressed the headlight washer button beside your ESP?
  8. Yup till Friday then hols for a week then home for 3 days R ok for sum. Give me a shout when you get back.
  9. Oddly enough all mammals have exactly the same bones (we even have the tail, it's just hidden up your backside ) Not sure I quite follow you bud, what you trying to say? Didn't mean up your backside, should have said "one's backside". The bones that would make up the tail (if we had a visble one) now make up your coccyx (three to five bones fused together) - that bit that really hurts if you sit down too hard on a wooden bench I cant believe I have a tail, thats fantastic news, always thought I was different Do not google it.
  10. Would be well up for one of them if the price is right.
  11. Sorry Stew I will put pics up at the weekend including the y-Pipe.
  12. I have a genuine Nissan Backbox that was put on my car october last year and was taken off at the end of the month for my K2 system. This has done less than 500 miles and in mint condition. There is no exhaust rubbers tho. Would like to know if anyone would be interested in it and offers. I would prefer collection although later on in time a courier could be arranged if the price is right. I also may have a standard Y pipe for sale aswell this has done 20k approx. Pictures will follow at the weekend. Mod's please move this if you think it should go in the for sale section.
  13. +1 Really good me and my mate rented on friday night and completed the co-op mode. Really good how you can make you own call as this affects the ending.
  14. Hes left his handbrake on and its starting to seize due to the weather.
  15. Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ------------ --------- --------oOo- ----------- A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!" ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I don't know! It’s your f***ing plane!" ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- --------- - Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!" He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!" Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. "Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman. "I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy. ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on". ------------ --------- --------oOo- ------------------ - Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says "You know what I want, don't you?" "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!" ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common? A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one! -------- --------oOo- --------- --------- --------- - Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U...S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap! ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the head to which point Paddy said "I don't think that's her, she wasn't that tall!" ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off. He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do?" Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!" ------------oOo- --------- --------- --------- - Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. "Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!" --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- --------- - Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "What's his name?" Mick replies "Miles, from London !"
  16. Envy Valeting are Snowed under with work right now, hence saying prob do a goup buy in March. and will try to find the time to crunch some numbers soon.
  17. Quick question, Planning on changing the speakers, do the covers just pop off?
  18. I would of put them both on Ebay you never know nowadays!!!!
  19. I know a bit off topic but i would be interested in a CF dial cover?
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