Zmanalex has everything..!! Hes the hero of Zeditis.
Edward Snowden told me Alex invented Zeditis in a garage up north by mixing special quantities of Nissan coolant, diff fluid and Brembo brake dust in an old Zed sump, using a dipstick as an agitator. He spreads a fine layer of it on the inside of each parcel that goes out, next day. Then drinks the rest to maintain his Zed superhero powers
Your an agitator.