Am sure some of you will have seen this before - but its Monday - and it made me
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Sh*t List
• Taoism: Sh*t happens.
• Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh*t happens."
• Buddhism: If @*!# happens, it isn't really sh*t.
• Zen Buddhism: Sh*t is, and is not.
• Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
• Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before.
• Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
• Islam #2: If sh*t happens, kill the person responsible.
• Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserve it.
• Protestantism: Let sh*t happen to someone else.
• Presbyterian: This sh*t was bound to happen.
• Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
• Methodist: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
• Congregationalist: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as good as @*!# that happens to another.
• Unitarian: @*!# that happens to one person is just as bad as @*!# that happens to another.
• Lutheran: If sh*t happens, don't talk about it.
• Fundamentalism: If sh*t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
• Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us?
• Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work.
• Seventh Day Adventism: No sh*t shall happen on Saturday.
• Creationism: God made all sh*t.
• Secular Humanism: Sh*t evolves.
• Christian Science: When sh*t happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
• Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh*t.
• Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh*t.
• Utopianism: This sh*t does not stink.
• Darwinism: This sh*t was once food.
• Capitalism: That's MY sh*t.
• Communism: It's everybody's sh*t.
• Feminism: Men are sh*t.
• Chauvinism: We may be sh*t, but you can't live without us...
• Commercialism: Let's package this sh*t.
• Impressionism: From a distance, sh*t looks like a garden.
• Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t IS.
• Existentialism #2: What is sh*t, anyway?
• Stoicism: This sh*t is good for me.
• Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh*t happening!
• Mormonism: God sent us this sh*t.
• Mormonism #2: This sh*t is going to happen again.
• Scientology: If sh*t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
• Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh*t happens.
• Moonies: Only really happy sh*t happens.
• Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama.
• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t!
• Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half on the time.
• Church of SubGenius: BoB sh*ts.
• Agnostic: Sh*t might have happened; then again, maybe not.
• Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
• Atheism: What sh*t?
• Atheism #2: I can't believe this sh*t!