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Vik54

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  1. to the forum - happy zed hunting
  2. +1 +2!! Congrats on your purchase - happy zedding
  3. to the forum - happy zedding
  4. Vik54

    damaged exhaust

    Just because it was cheaper than elsewhere does not mean to say you have to accept damaged goods. You are perfectly within your rights to return for full refund as per distance selling regulations.
  5. Surely someone wants these?! They're a fabulous piece of kit!
  6. to the forum - happy zedding!
  7. Am sure some of you will have seen this before - but its Monday - and it made me Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Sh*t List • Taoism: Sh*t happens. • Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh*t happens." • Buddhism: If @*!# happens, it isn't really sh*t. • Zen Buddhism: Sh*t is, and is not. • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh*t happening? • Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before. • Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah. • Islam #2: If sh*t happens, kill the person responsible. • Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserve it. • Protestantism: Let sh*t happen to someone else. • Presbyterian: This sh*t was bound to happen. • Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. • Methodist: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. • Congregationalist: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as good as @*!# that happens to another. • Unitarian: @*!# that happens to one person is just as bad as @*!# that happens to another. • Lutheran: If sh*t happens, don't talk about it. • Fundamentalism: If sh*t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) • Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us? • Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work. • Seventh Day Adventism: No sh*t shall happen on Saturday. • Creationism: God made all sh*t. • Secular Humanism: Sh*t evolves. • Christian Science: When sh*t happens, don't call a doctor - pray! • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh*t. • Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh*t. • Utopianism: This sh*t does not stink. • Darwinism: This sh*t was once food. • Capitalism: That's MY sh*t. • Communism: It's everybody's sh*t. • Feminism: Men are sh*t. • Chauvinism: We may be sh*t, but you can't live without us... • Commercialism: Let's package this sh*t. • Impressionism: From a distance, sh*t looks like a garden. • Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t IS. • Existentialism #2: What is sh*t, anyway? • Stoicism: This sh*t is good for me. • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh*t happening! • Mormonism: God sent us this sh*t. • Mormonism #2: This sh*t is going to happen again. • Scientology: If sh*t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. • Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh*t happens. • Moonies: Only really happy sh*t happens. • Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama. • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t! • Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half on the time. • Church of SubGenius: BoB sh*ts. • Agnostic: Sh*t might have happened; then again, maybe not. • Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. • Atheism: What sh*t? • Atheism #2: I can't believe this sh*t!
  8. If I was looking to replace the zed and not just sell her I'd be tempted by this ... must desist must make do with the shed
  9. Now that is the sort of drunken purchase I would happily own up to Sarah! Nice one
  10. to the forum - nowt wrong with a bit of Custard Happy zedding
  11. Took everything off today apart from the rear LEDs - they'll go in the For Sale section later this week. Price adjustment on OP
  12. We just parted her out today so price is now £7750.... PERIOD I'm just away to adjust the FS thread and the Autotrader ad. I'm in no hurry
  13. Bad Jayzed All you need is lime juice, rum and gingerbeer
  14. Rum Snatch Rather appropriately I was - ahem - 'deflowered' the night I first tasted one of them
  15. thought it was just Gunmetal and Blade on the pre 2007 and then Twilight after 2007 - in the UK? Or just 'primer' 'primer+1' or ' '
  16. Ah I didn't know the background of that status - it was me that asked the double denim question on ebay
  17. Nope and don't walk away leaving the window open a wee bit - the alarm goes off a few minutes later ... I found this out very early one morning right in the middle of the village when I dived into the spar on my way to work locking the car and leaving the window cracked open
  18. As far as I can see you only get a good deal for contracts with less than 10k mileage a year - and the penalties for going over are huge
  19. Rule No1 of LakeZ - all volunteerz must be suitably inebriated Wish I could be there x
  20. O-M-G Can't believe you filmed it!
  21. I would pay to see it - especially if they wore the green mankinis
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