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Vik54

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  1. Purely for restraint purposes when he gets over-excited no 'kinkiness' intended Nurrish !
  2. Found out today other people think just the same.........had parked miles away from the entrance to Morrisons came out to find two auld biddies hauling themselves out their car right next to mine - one says to me 'Dinnae worry hen we were careful o' the doors - always park next tae the poshest car in the car park 'cos we ken they'll no bash us!' Go figure
  3. Mucho vino for Friday night ..............'Resolve' for Saturday morning............choke chain for the Dawg...........alarm clock for Sunday (am I really getting up at that time?).........pro-plus ............. The weather forecast is sh*te BTW
  4. Vik54

    Toyo T1-R

    Nah mate they're fine the rears were new in June and have only done 4k - I just want to feel that bit safer come winter - the zed's my daily driver and I don't want to have to banish my partner to the peasant wagon for the whole winter so that I can use the Astra ........I'm keeping the 'stones for summer and track
  5. Vik54

    Toyo T1-R

    Funnily enough - my local independant tyre place is pushing the vredesteins and a colleague runs her scooby on them......they are on the shortlist but for longevity I'm really not sure
  6. TBH - it should be in your favour if the system thinks you've got another 6 months - hey fingers xd
  7. Vik54

    Toyo T1-R

    Okaaaaaaaaaaay Pricing Toyos today - so I can swap my 'stones for winter Camskills: £474 delivered Blackcircles: £635 delivered thats for 2x 245/45/18 and 2x 225/45/18s WTF? How can there be so much difference - obviously as its bank holiday I can't even find out if they're in stock
  8. Welcome along Pete You're definitley in the right place mate If you haven't already, have a wee chat with 'zmanalex' re 350z vs R35 as track cars - especially if you're interested in what you'd call 'non-standard set-ups'
  9. Wow I've always hated black wheels unless on Blade - yours looks bloody good with all the other black trim - nice one
  10. Vik54

    My new car

    .................. and I resisted pointing it out class
  11. For those of you wondering what knockhill's like in the rain............... taken from a Caterham the same night as Alex's wee mishap.................
  12. Sorry to hear your sad news - it is gutting when they go
  13. Awh mate you must be so fickd off - we'll have one ( a few) for you and there'll always be next year
  14. More insight for you sassenachs (yes mods ........another long list post from me ) IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF: 1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather 2. The only sausage you like is square 3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at secondary school 4. You have a wide vocabulary of Scottish words such as numpty, aye, aye right, auldjin, baltic... 5. You destroyed your teeth when you were young using Buchanan's toffee, Wham bars, Penny Dainties, MB Bars, Cola Cubes etc 6. You have an enormous feeling of dread whenever Scotland play a 'numpty' team like the Faroe Islands 7. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather with someone you've never met before 8. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia , Deacon Blue and Big Country, you still love it when you're in a club abroad and they play something Scottish 9. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his side kick Lamp Paladin 10.. You got Oor Wullie and The Broons annuals at Xmas 11. You can tell where another Scot is from by their accent - "Awright, pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun ? Cheers, magic pal." Or "Fit ya bin up tae ? Fair few quines in the nicht, eh ?", etc 12. You see cops and hear someone shout 'Errapolis' 13. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go' 14. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they only want to know if you are catholic or protestant 15. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 'n tatties, Tunnock's Caramel Logs, oat cakes, haggis, Cullen skink, Lees Macaroon Bars, etc 16.. A jakey has asked you for money 17. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from a shop keeper 18. You know the right response to 'Ye dancing ?' is 'Y'askin ?' followed by 'Ahm askin' and finally 'Then ahm dancin' 19. Whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit as that's what the jannies used to chuck on it at school 20. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt 21. You don't do shopping.... You 'go the messages' 22. You're sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'Ahm no annoying ye ahm a?' and you respond 'Naw, not at a', yer fine. This is ma stoap, but' 23. You can have an entire phone conversation using only the words 'awright', 'aye' and 'naw' 24. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink when out - regardless of the circumstances 25. You know that ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, and that seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that. Furthermore you're sure that if it's butter, cheese or jeely, or if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan 26. You know that going to a party at a friend's house involves bringing your own drink 27. Your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in Scotland while you're away 28. Your national team goes 2-0 up again the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague and your mate says we'll end up losing 3-2 here and you think "Probably" 29. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty 30. Your favourite pizza is deep fried and battered from the chippy 31. You're used to 4 seasons in one day 32. You can't pass a chip shop or kebab shop, without drooling, when you're drunk 33. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink 34. You measure distance in minutes 35. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family 36. You go to Saltcoats because you think it's like being at the ocean 37. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words 38. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it 39. Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding day date 40. You've been at a wedding where the footie results were read out 41. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags all for sale in one shop 42. Your seaside holiday home has Calor gas under it 43. You know that Irn Bru is an infallible hangover cure 44. You understand all the above and are going to send it to your pals 45. And, finally, you are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever used these terms - "How's it hingin'?", "clatty", "boggin", "cludgie", "dreich", "bampot", "bawheid", "baw bag" and "dubble nugget".
  15. DJ Supernatural all the way for me topped up with DJ tropical mist (bloody amazing stuff BTW)
  16. Ok.........now I understand why you wouldn't talk about it............ Glad you're still with us
  17. Supposed to a bit - maybe someone who already has one might comment?........
  18. That blue really is gross - flat as a fart - we saw one at streetcar scotland last week - such a let down
  19. Vik54

    My new car

    Nice one - azuuure Wasn't that one on the market in May / June too ?- I'm sure it was one of my short listers edit: Just thought Mike if you bring the Azure on the Hoon we'll have more Azures than anything else
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