Vik54

I'll swap too please..........trying to shortlist some new staff - why do people apply for jobs when they don;t meet the person spec Haaate Mondays....................its lunchtime maybe I'll go for a spin Whatever happened to the biscuit & raisin Yorkies - now they were good

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOO YEW

Admiral wiped the floor with all my other quotes and I had zero NCB & 3 points - and am obviously female

Oh ROFL

Admiral are regularly giving good quotes to zed owners at the moment.........if you look at the discounts section you'll also see insurers that offer us disounts

I got all excited when I saw your post but then realised you were on aboot a game

Nice one guys..........looking am liking the wheels

+ 1 oi 'zman' - who rattled your cage

I have experienced that grin. Yeah but remember I'm x - eyed so can you be sure I was looking at you?

I don't know these Fifers are a stuck up bunch

Och - he was probably a bit worried by the insane looking blonde bird grinning accross at him when he had his woman in the car ! I didn't take it personally

On private plate - pulled up next to me in the Q for the tunnel about 5pm Thursday evening - not particularly friendly either - I mean right next to me and not even an acknowledgment .............and then today I broke up a 'lovely' convoy of MGs in the borders

Reminds me of the story from my home town (Dundee). Overheard when a bloke is ordering a couple of meat pies, who then remembers his pal likes onions in his, so added, "An' an ingin 'in an a'..." Vicky and Gary told me that one at the Hoon! "Ah'll tak twa playn ins anan ingin in an ah" Translation for the southerners - 'I'd like two plain pies and an onion one as well please"

Welcome to the forum NJOY!

Talking about semi's ............... !!! John! ............if I had the 'bits' I would be the same

oh Stan ROFL I nearly used Mr Muscle on the alloys at the weekend 'cos I've got Bilberry mae up in an old mister muscle bottle - always check have right one Nooo nooo nooo Wonder Wheels is king just dont leave it on for longer than a minute if you value the laquer on the wheels! S'ok diluted it about 10:1 - followed Stew's instructions to letter - lovely shiny Rays.

oh Stan ROFL I nearly used Mr Muscle on the alloys at the weekend 'cos I've got Bilberry mae up in an old mister muscle bottle - always check have right one

Nice one Colin - I thought you'd have something good to contribute (Nice tootsie polish June! x )

Mentalists - check out the Louis Vuiyton leather in the orange one It'll give Jay ideas

Sorry just could not r-e-s-i-s-t Promise no more hijacking - I'm turning into the Dawg

How much for the cow?

Surely not - must've been made up

yup +1 (Jeez what is this ? - The Thoms appreciation society ? - he'll be sorry he missed this one )

Seriously though Stew - how did you get that even for a minute? During a reset ?- coasting at 50mph ?- my wee brain can-nae cope