Oh f**k no!
I'm sure I'm mild compared to others too!
No chance..... The G/F may see it!....
Thats what worries me, I keep telling her all these things im doing to the car are really cheap, im trying to think of what to tell her when I get a new exhaust... "its just an insert you put in the end of the exhaust to make it louder babe - £10 from Halfords"
If you ever read this babe, I love you loads... you can have the house and I will go back to my Mams with the car xx
Oh ROFL at you lot diving for cover...........and do you honestly believe Tarmac, that your wife is going to fall for the halfords crap?!