Vik54

Well I wasn't even going to highlight that one

some of you will already be familiar with sniffpetrol.com Their 'non-advertisements' are v funny - good IKEA one on pg5 http://www.sniffpetrol.com/category/not-advertisements/

Hungry? Just go back to the fags Tarmac - it'll be easier on the car and your stomach

Well you'll have to come out the suite at some point

Come to think of it - since the Toyos went on, tonight was first time the ESP has needed to kick in...............and boy did it NEED to

Ditto - feeeeeeeeeeeeeed your skin

Mine's only come on a handfull of times - its just a wee judder and loss of power - there's one spot on my daily drive - basically a complete switchback which I take at about 5mph - now its the only place where the ESP gets switched off as a matter of course.........otherwise it is only off when its dry and the tyres are warm - although I did have my first true moment tonight when I hit a roundabout and a pile of leaves at the same time and was going far too fast - thankfully the ESP did its job and I carried on with a combination of &

Does your car even have ESP anymore Alex? In reply to the OP - TBH if you've 'lost count' of how much your ESP comes on then have you checked your tyres and geometry recently?

57 Plate between Cupar & Dairsie - KObi?

Anyone going to UAE next year?...........Irfan your 'trip' out there could be v interesting http://www.ferrariworldabudhabi.com/index.html

Ok - so 'chameleon' paint is an aquired taste But this is going to one BEAST when its finished http://www.pistonheads.com/show/news.asp?c=166&storyId=20886 and of course if you come along to this........... http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=29112 you'll see it in the metal

Has helped with my Monday-itis

Yer not kidding Stew!........I was working in St Andrews yesterday morning............I was meant to be going down to Knockhill in the afternoon for some pax laps but thought the better of it ............so the drive home (all of 10 miles) was very 'interesting'

Welcome to the forum

Pug that's been smacked in the face with a shovel

John that's gross

loving the new number plate I had a good chat with her and she was so funny I wish she had been there at 10.30 this morning er sorry Ian Bag Buckles on the Bonnet FFS!

Oh oh ................ BM - they won't be happy with that one

Congrats Jerry - looks like a great day was had by all maybe we'll manage a Scotts contingent next time

Photos of burgers just for Tarmac

All you can do is phone the dealers listed in your service history - some will share info some won't

Nice one Irfan

Oh me likeee