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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow cop says," Licence and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come te a complete stop, that's the law , Licence and registration, please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*** out of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow down?"

I'd be walking away from this now - its not worth the heartache Amy. You haven't even got the V5 in your possesion have you? Would it even pass an MOT? if the airbags aren't functioning then the answer will be no I think? The mag and garage have behaved badly - either there is a car fit for purpose (that is safe to drive and functional) as a prize that you won or there isn't - simple end of. I think they're ripped the arse out of this TBH and now they've got the publicity pictures of the presentation of the car to you they won't be interested in sorting anything. (I sincerely hope I'm proved wrong) Tell them you'll take it - and punt it on sold as seen - someone will have it as a project

aw bless are you that desperate you'd consider copping a feel of some plastic ones?

Welcome to the zed face ache club

no no no no...and again NO!!

same happened to me last year..... so will see if they manage to do the same come renewal time or if it was just a ploy to get the business

you being Jack the lad there He's only jealous Colin.... his track warrior can only dream of looking like that Guns is looking schweet

Milltek all the way understated yet when you give it some beans and it won't send you deaf like some .....but then I would say that

of course not Now where are the pics of the real action?

You guys really got out of bed to watch that? I see Button got it try as I might I just can't warm to that egotistical wee T**T....I want to believe me ...but ew yak

it is EXTREMELY windy over here in bonny Fife this morning....at Crail you're basically on the cliff top and the surface is horrendous - there's also likely to be quite a few Scoobies and Evos there testing for Time Attack and the like - my advice mate...know your place and go to enjoy yourself

nice one Stew!

Stew....that option isn't there for me - I have "UTC - Western Eurpopean GMT" and then another option to select if summer time / Daylight saving time is in effect

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At the bottom of Greendykes....I was half asleep so didn't wave until too late

Crikey that's amazing! Much excitement!

This one has even had the nasty decals removed - wasn't that what you wanted Mr Clark? http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

Welcome to the forum Austin...happy zed shopping

some definite drool going down

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS - HAVE A GOOD ONE!

He's either lying or the 2 guys I spoke to are If I buy a 370 I'll probably sell the 350 . Patricia is talking about us buying an RS4 early next year so I can't really justify having a 350 + 370 and an RS4 ( as well as the Fiesta and Capri ) Nooo nooo noooo - I'll have to have a word in her shell like You want a 370 roadster...and ... keep the 350 and TT it for track and the fiesta for winter You know you want to john

Class post.....one way of getting your post count up.... Liam - you haven't tried that one yet have you?

Welcome to the forum Matt - lovin your plate

Welcome to the forum Try pm-ing zmanalex - he usually has a good selection in

FFS - guys please lock the thread so that the whinging can stop!!