Vik54

Welcome to the forum There's a few threads on wheels knockin around in the modification subforums

Well your a f*cking tosser then and I hope you slip in said cat @*!# and land face first and every cat in your neighbourhood is sat rubbing their arses on your roof watching and laughing when it happens

Paracetmol is lethal to cats!!!

I announced his arrival in my office with "Who wants to see my new pussy?" - one of my colleagues choked on his coffee Its amazing how cats adopt you...Dougie literally jumped on me in the shelter so I couldn't say no really We toyed with witchy names - 'Gobolino' & 'Grimalkin' but would sound a bit daft standing at the back door...ditto 'baw bag' which was one of Gary's suggestions

£20K

Its had three owners in two years.....that would set off the alarm bells for me

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have you got your Mum and / or Dad as named drivers on the policy? That'll bring it down a bit

Water pistol - its fun and SAFE and doesn't cause suffering

ooooff thats a bit steep hon! First step get a quote from Bell online as a new customer and see if it comes out cheaper and try "Go compare"....have you tried any of the forum insurers? They've never managed to do it for me but some members get good deals through them

Smack the cow on the arse and put it on my plate. Nice pics Craig - looks like you had a ball

Your neighbour is spot on!

So...Jack has been gone three weeks- his ashes will come home tomorrow so he can play in the garden forever I had empty nest syndrome so I went to the shelter to get a fur fix and met 'Tuppence' ...he's now called Dougie We homed him this week-its a bit of a bitter sweet experience homing another animal so soon but nothing will replace Jackus Spraticus Name: Dougie aka Fangs Make: Feline Model: Dundonian street cat Age: debatable - approx 8 Likes: Food food food Dislikes: Being told "no" he actually thows temper tantrums and runs away chuntering to himself Quirks: Is a bit 'glaikit' ...'special' to you southerners, is immune to catnip and talks non-stop

Alex had one recently...dunno if its sold yet though

The noise she makes up the pit straight at Knockers

04 Plate...last night and this morning- someone had a good night

Yeah....they say in the ad "I have cleaned it up" - judging by the state of the fingernails in the pic with boot polish

yup 6-8pm

told you it would be worth its weight in gold Who was your instructor? HM is £60 in advance £70 on the day- the link is in the OP on this thread

This is the best price I've found so far in the UK http://www.revolution247.com/eibach-suspension-nissan-60510-0.html

Confirmed my bitz

Group buy? Well that's your b-day pressie sorted

There's an echo in here Martin! Anthony - you can get it greased - but it will eventually come back again - or you can upgrade the part viewtopic.php?f=38&t=21842&start=45

Sounds like the M25, although it is only 3/4 lanes mostly there is no right or wrong lane to overtake in! So many times I have seen a lorry in front of me being cut up from left AND right No wonder there are accidents daily on it.... Most annoying thing for me is when its busy, you are in the 'fast' lane and someone decided to not only cut you up but to 'overtake' at the exact same speed as the car they are overtaking!!!!! shandy drinking southerners that can't drive!

A man who just died is delivered to a Glesga mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Big Tam the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in navy. She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a navy suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous navy suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Tam, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. 'Nae charge,' he says. 'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite navy suit!' she says. 'Honestly, hen,' Tam says, 'it didnae cost nothin'. You see, a deed gentleman of about yer husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive navy suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearin' a black suit insteed, and she said it made nae difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So, I just switched their heids.'