Vik54

still can't stop looking at this one I could sleep in it though couldn't I?!

Jay - you might manage to get a gunmetal with higher mileage for the budget you're looking at. Forget about the sat nav - really not worth it they were crap so unless it is an aftermarket one you're better just budgeting to put your own in Happy hunting

Aye she's already written to the dealer and plenty social media action through Twitter and FB I just thought we could come up with something a bit more devious

to the forum Kate - happy zedding Vicky

One of my gorgeous girlfriends stands 6’1 in her bare feet… She recently accompanied her mother to Charles Hurst in Belfast where a salesman tried to sell her mum a JUKE. When he asked my friend what she thought of the JUKE she politely stated it wasn’t really for her as she felt it had a lot of blind spots. He told her that as she was so huge only really an elephant would do for her! This friend of mine is a pretty confident woman – she is a performer – clowning and burlesque. She has a wicked sense of humour, and, like me, does not suffer fools gladly. Said salesman was a stumpy wee sh*te with spiky hair and a shiny suit. Obviously we are concerned that Nissan would be dismayed to hear that a salesman in one of their franchised dealers is claiming that the JUKE is unsuitable for anyone over 6ft – what can we do?!

Better late than never! to the mad house Nic - good to have another sprinke onboard Vicky

see even blokes admit their goolies are more important than their brains

If you're looking at doing vents you might as well buy carbon - by the time you have purchased a bulge bonnet, had the vents cut and bonnet and front end blended you will have spent what you would on a Seibon!

Sweetie you have had this 'urge' for as long as I've known you - just do it!

Mike - as everyone has already said please PLEASE go get a second opinion from someone who knows the zed - at the very least ascertain the correct code and post it up here for advice

Oh FFS Jay!

well you look very 'HAPPY' in some of the photos

I didn't even realise this was your build thread until I noticed it had gone to 33 pages most of it has had me giggling and it has killed a half hour of a very boring morning Looks a lot of hard work, you must be very proud

Yup - I joined one of the SAAB forums in the hope I would get more info - the layout was atrocious and search function utter goobledeegook. It was like a even when I introduced myself ... none of the flies to sh*t behaviour you see on here when a sprinkle arrives

^^

happy zed hunting

You mean you have testicles for a chin Daood?

come again?

Guilty as charged

It is these guys / PPi / insulation etc that means we simply don't answer the landline anymore unless we know who it is - even though we are registered with TPS there are still at least three or four calls each evening. Landline is simply there now as part of the Broadband package

A lot of work gone into this zed - GLWTS Rob

Of course it doesn't need one! NIssan fitted it for fun As Lexx has already said plenty of folk run aftermarket ones with no issues but anyone who goes throwing it around corners / drifting / tracking without the appropriate bracing is an eejit IMO

= happy zedding Now go and have a look at the FAQs and servicing section - you will find all your answers there

If you have chosen to buy a zed at your age and with that record you know what you're letting yourself in for vis-a-vis insurance.... you know it is usual for there to be a couple of hundred difference in quotes but for there to be almost £1k of difference I would be looking at the GOSkippy quote with a fine toothcomb