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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a lean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to o all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Has he done a YOSHI? - I always played Yoshi I still have an N64 in the TV cabinet

c'mon the Jay-zed when's the job getting done? This is just t-e-a-s-i-n-g

I haven't registered George ...got my notice last week so really can't commit to any weekends away until I know my job situation

John!!

Sure its Engine managment? Maybe ABS - did you knock anything else when doing the lines?

Rich wins with the running of the bath uce has him well trained As Colin says Valentines is just a big rip off anyway

well done Irfan - nice effort!!

You can have Saffy as the coupe

Oooo have fun Im

PMSL Chris Hope the interview goes well John - completely sympathise - I have fluffed a few in my time- its always worse when you really want it and you're being interviewed by people you know. The breathing exercises really do help - either that or half a betablocker

you found it Phil!! Welcome along (again)

Congrats on your new arrival

reaaally not sure what you think a 'seperate exhaust system' is?! You'll achieve zero gains with just a new back section even with a re-map. You could go fit race manifolds, decats a Y pipe or True Dual system and if you don't remap you'll see no sustainable difference - maybe a slight difference in grunt initially but the ECU will cancel out without a remap.

I thought he was asking about Berks HFCs - not 'Bark' as in sound - never heard that term used in relation to an exhaust :wacko Now...Ped...dude - away and read up

"Berks" = premium level sports cats

Dunno better ask Rich or Danny about that

Have a wee read of the exhaust sub forum As Neil says the Scorpion is perhaps good value for money but most would query its longevity. You do see most gain from upgrading the Y-Pipe and decats - but nowt without a remap Welcome to the forum BTW

Just as well Polly has OCD when it comes to cleaning

We will have at least one drive out won't we?

Holy crap Polly Is he sleeping in a grow bag at night? He is gonna be M-A-H-O-O-S-I-V-E

It was pretty guff last night -I didn't watch the end decided to have a bath instead although it did make me want a Volvo yes...yes I know its not in production but oooo it went like stink

If they have no contact details then is it really worth the risk? Edit: - just had a look at their site - those DBA prices are per disc not per pair - I'd be wary for two reasons - you can only contact them via email and their vat is still being added at 17.5%. Think your best course of action would be to email them and see how swift their response is and if they'll give you a phone number to discuss things on. That still doesn't negate the fact they don't put their address on their website though

Nope - but for DBA - I should think he'll beat most prices out there Oh and the xs are just a bit extra bling - nowt special

Most I've ever risked was 408 miles from Dundee to just south of Rugby least I've ever managed was 80 odd laps at KRC