lovley weather in Edinburgh yesterday, sitting in traffic lights with my windows down enjoying a little pendulum when i thought some little F*&%ker had thrown juice or something over the car and well me for that matter.
Yea as you can guess from the title it wasn't juice. im not kidding this was the biggest bird crap i had ever seen, it covered the whole bloody car and me!!!!
Oh and to make things better i was sitting in traffic at sighthill when someone threw what i think was a stone that hit the car and bounced and hit a lady in a xc90 next to me. vewy vewy unhappy now