You would have thought!!!!!! Here is a list of all the places that I have asked today and their response:
Reading Waste management (RE3): "No we can’t dispose of it but please don’t pour it down the drain!"
Shell UK: "None of out petrol stations can take it back. Our advice to you would be to go to a dump, don’t tell anyone what it is, pour it into the oil bin and don’t get caught!"
Reading Fire Service: "No sorry, we can’t use it for training as it is too dangerous"
Various garages in Reading: "No sorry, we can only get rid of oil"
The Reading Borough Petroleum Officer: "Sorry, I only licence the storage of petrol. Try and company called cleansing services"
Cleansing Services: "Unfortunately we collect from any business that produces hazardous waste, as a domestic resident you should be able to take to your local waste site f.o.c. If you are a business then we would charge our minimum charge of £320.00 plus £45.00 documentation plus vat."
I think thats everyone. Out of ideas!